Deadbot

[Refticus]

eat a schleemie then use it

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

You eat all nearby dead people, call in the dropship, get in and fly into space, build a bathroom, defecate into it the toilet, and eject your dung into the sun.

You then a schleemie and vomit it into the toilet, flush it, and go back to earth.

Inventory
10113$
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Adolf Riddler are fine
Brad #1 is is fine
Brad #2 is fine
Japanese Samurai-Poop-Spaghetti-Robot


Objects
ExpandDong® nightclub
Road
Several parked cars in a parking lot
Lamppost
Jew Propaganda Signpost

Contracts
Murder all jews in the ExpandDong® nightclub in Chicago, New America
Assassinate someone named Croh
Blow up the Safchi® orphanage
Eliminate all of the jews in the PenalTeach® school

Have the Brads install the weapons on the dropship.

You already installed them.

[SWAT One]

Nuke objectives.

[Blockchip]

Nuke objectives.

You call in the dropship, enter the nuke room, and set up 4 nuclear missiles.

Skeleton enters and starts talking to you.

"I don't think it's a good idea to launch those, Führer." he says, as he casually picks up the armed 47-DR explosive.

Inventory
10113$
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Adolf Riddler
Skeleton

Objects
Guitar
Nuclear launch controls
Pilot Room
Garage

Contracts
Murder all jews in the ExpandDong® nightclub in Chicago, New America
Assassinate someone named Croh
Blow up the Safchi® orphanage
Eliminate all of the jews in the PenalTeach® school

[Refticus]

contemplate what a schleemie is, then eat another one

[Blockchip]

contemplate what a schleemie is, then eat another one

You think about schleemies.
They're somewhat similar to M&M's and smarties,  only bigger. A lot of edible shells filled with what one can only assume is chocolate.
You eat another one.

are you going to launch those nuclear missiles though


Inventory
10113$
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Adolf Riddler
Skeleton

Objects
Guitar
Nuclear launch controls
Pilot Room
Garage

Contracts
Murder all jews in the ExpandDong® nightclub in Chicago, New America
Assassinate someone named Croh
Blow up the Safchi® orphanage
Eliminate all of the jews in the PenalTeach® school

[querty67]

Nuke the penalteach® school

[Refticus]

forget that guy brian again

[Blockchip]

forget that guy brian again

Nuke the penalteach® school

You're about to do those things when Skeleton suggests you use regular, non-nuclear missiles to do so.

Inventory
10113$
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Adolf Riddler
Skeleton

Objects
Guitar
Nuclear Launch Controls
Missile Launch Controls
Pilot Room
Garage

Contracts
Murder all jews in the ExpandDong® nightclub in Chicago, New America
Assassinate someone named Croh
Blow up the Safchi® orphanage
Eliminate all of the jews in the PenalTeach® school

[Refticus]

play xylophone on skeleton's ribs then proceed to use 1/4th of a nuclear missile

[Blockchip]

You use Skeleton's ribs a xylophone to play a song, and launch 1/4th of a nuclear missile.
It then splits into 5/5ths of 1/4th of a nuclear missile and each of those 5ths go nuke separate targets.

You complete all the contracts, the only casualties are jews, and you get lodsemone

The anti-nuclear force suddenly arrives and tries to steal your lodsemone.

Inventory
lodsemone
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Adolf Riddler
Skeleton
ANF Dropship

Objects
Guitar
Nuclear Launch Controls
Missile Launch Controls
Pilot Room
Garage
Weapons control room

Blo
blo

[SWAT One]

Fire all non-nuclear stuff at them.

[Refticus]

throw a schleemie

[Blockchip]

You enter the weapons room and fire everything at the dropship.

The dropship falls down and explodes, but a fighter plane flies out and starts shooting you.

Inventory
lodsemone
Ammo Box: 100%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Adolf Riddler
Skeleton
ANF Fighter Plane

Objects
Weapon Controls
Machinegun Turret
A Window

Blo
blo

[Refticus]

chew a schleemie then throw it at him