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Bang a space prostitute
Buy Riddler moustaches in platic for the entire team including an extra sized for the F40PH

Bang a space prostitute
You have pre-marital ********* **** intercourse.
While the camera drone films you.

Buy Riddler moustaches in platic for the entire team including an extra sized for the F40PH
You use your mustacher to make platic Riddler moustaches for your entire team, including an extra sized one for the F40PH train, which just caught up with you.

Suddenly, the earth wakes up.

A U.S military spaceship is sent after you.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
even more lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 99%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Super Skeleton
Camera Drone
Space Prostitute
U.S Military Spaceship



Objects
Mech Controls
RKO'd Earth
Train
Pistol Bullet Casing
Space Pirate Ship
Recently-Shot Space Fishook

Build a robot and name it JewBot
Dress JewBot up so it looks like you and punt it into space, which will make the spaceship follow after it

Build a robot and name it JewBot
Dress JewBot up so it looks like you and punt it into space, which will make the spaceship follow after it
You sneakily steal some scrap metal, paint, and a platic moustache from the spaceship, and make a robot named JewBot which looks like you.

You kick it into space, and the spaceship follows after it.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
even more lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 99%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Super Skeleton
Camera Drone
Space Prostitute



Objects
Mech Controls
Earth
Train
Pistol Bullet Casing
Space Pirate Ship
Recently-Shot Space Fishhook


eat the skeleton
and bone the space prostitute with it's Boner :cookieMonster:

Install Rocket Boosters on the F40PH aswell For it to travel space faster

i'm really loving sorry for my attempts at being funny but failing miserablly

At this point, I have no idea how your allies or companions have any loyalty to you.

At this point, I have no idea how your allies or companions have any loyalty to you.
we're just a likeable dude


We give them free plastic Riddler moustaches,love with space prostitutes,And a rocket boosted F40PH.
They have to like us or they will be used as ro :cookieMonster:cket fuel for the F40PH's Rocket boosters
At this point, I have no idea how your allies or companions have any loyalty to you.

At this point, I have no idea how your allies or companions have any loyalty to you.
Fellatio.

At this point, I have no idea how your allies or companions have any loyalty to you.
Well, most of them don't.
BECAUSE YOU KILLED THEM.

Aside from that, i can't think of a single reason why they wouldn't.

eat the skeleton
You consume Super Skeleton.
Since you already have a skeleton inside you, something happens and
er

Install Rocket Boosters on the F40PH aswell For it to travel space faster

You order rocket boosters and attach them to the train.

It becomes sentient, rams everyone into a nearby planet, and explodes.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
even more lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 99%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Adolf Riddler Skeleton
Super Skeleton Adolf Riddler
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Camera Drone
Allen Lifeform


Objects
Train Debris
Power Mech
House
Space
Allen Moon
Allen Grass
Allen Plants
Allen House

We give them free plastic Riddler moustaches
platic Riddler moustaches
« Last Edit: October 26, 2015, 08:18:36 AM by Blockchip »

Make five skeleton squadrons. Storm the White House.

You don't have a method of space travel to go to the white house.

Since you and Skeleton are now somehow different entities but the same person, Skeleton knows that you're thinking about making five skeleton squadrons, and thinks about turning one skeleton (that isn't him) into infinite skeletons.

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
even more lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 99%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Skeleton Adolf Riddler
Super Adolf Riddler's former skeleton
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Camera Drone
Allen Lifeform


Objects
Train Debris
Power Mech
House
Space
Allen Moon
Allen Grass
Allen Plants
Allen House

Objectives
Find a skeleton
Find a method of space travel.

Become a stuff powered rocket.

Become a stuff powered rocket.
You start attempting to become a stuff powered rocket.
You become something that isn't a stuff-powered rocket.
Skeleton evidently does not like it, and commits Self Delete via Molotov.

Game Over
kill it with fire

Inventory
lodsemone
lodsemone (probably)
even more lodsemone
Money Explosive
Ammo Box: 99%
∞ Fedora
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4 ha ha ha]
Disposable C4
Raygun [Infinite Independent Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenades
Portable Urstar fish
Schleemies
Katana
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Spiked carrot
Advanced carrot
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG
Frag grenades
GN-30 pistol
Makarov pistol
M16 assault rifle
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun
Silenced Uzi
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava
Mustacher


People
Super Skeleton Adolf Riddler
Super Adolf Riddler's former skeleton
Bootleg Hulk Hogan
Camera Drone
Allen Lifeform


Objects
Train Debris
Power Mech
House
Space
Allen Moon
Allen Grass
Allen Plants
Allen House

Objectives
Find a skeleton
Find a method of space travel.