Notice that Badspot and Gaben appear before you and fuse into god
What now?
Badspot and Gaben combine into Gabenspot right behind you. A horde of fanboys and members of the BLF show up and beg for Gabenspot to "Gib Money." Gabenspot whips out the gun from Judge Dredd and fires a few dozen exploding bullets before running off into the distance.
Become Skeleton again. Because Spooky. And let it be mostly permanent this time. because you can have nearly infinite ways to hide by adding or removing bones or hell, moving them to different spots.
You morph into a spooky skeleton and everyone freaks the forget out.
stuff on all of them and eat someone alive.
You unleash a massive monster stuff and empty the last of your bowels before grabbing the Cowboy Hat Guy and eating him alive in one gulp. Wait a minute, he kinda looked like the Gunslinger, too....
fire a nuclear missile from your ass at the future ventilator hq
See this post? THIS. THIS is how you derail when the point of this thread is to derail, folks. Sven Svenson fires a nuclear missile from his ass at the future Ventilator HQ, eradicating it and denying the existence of the Ventilators!
The hell did you just do?
Sven forgets up a bunch of pusillanimous individual-ass Ventilators before they even come into existence. What about your errands?
forget the errands. I'd rather see the library burn by my own hand.Car Salesman 1 emerges from the massive pile of fecal matter and screams for help!Blonde Guy runs away sobbing!
Police Officer suffocates to death!
Gentleman's Club Bouncer's cup of tea is ruined and he runs off shrieking!
Guy in a suit runs away hollering!
You then receive a news alert on your phone.
THE VENTURON TIMES
President Rush declares war on Russia and the Middle East in retaliation for nuking
President Rush has gone on record today to say that he will personally "Nuke the stuff out of Russia and the Middle East" in retaliation of the nuclear bombing of a empty, abandoned headquarters. "Why am I doing it? Because forget you, I'm the President, damn it. Its either Russia or the Middle East, right?" President Rush then concluded the interview.
Garry Grove High School attacked by Gorilla
Garry Grove High School has been destroyed by a Gorilla, according to authorities. Eyewitnesses report a gorilla kicking open the front doors and gunning down everyone with a submachine gun.
Snidley Whiplash voted "Best Bouncer of 2015"
Snidley Whiplash, bouncer of the Gentleman's Club, has been voted the Best Bouncer of 2015 due to his excellence and vigilance in guarding the Gentleman's Club.
Joseph Stalin Museum opens to public
The Joseph Stalin Museum is now open to Venturon City. At the Joseph Stalin Museum, visitors will be able to experience gulags, communism, and how glorious the Man Of Steel(Stalin) is. The Joseph Stalin Museum is owned by a group of young entrepreneurs calling themselves the Stalinist Comrade Squad.
Post Office worker goes postal
In a shocking twist of events at the Post Office today, a worker of the Postal Service went on a rampage with a variety of guns, ranging from Glocks to AR-15's to Remington 870's. The unnamed gunman killed 34 people before going down in a hail of gunfire from a SWAT team.
It is 8:30 AM. The second library is closed down due to a serial arsonist. The Abandoned HQ is a nuclear wasteland.
Errands to runGet groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon
WEAPONS:
MP5 SMG, 9mm
PACK OF C4 x2
Sawn-Off Shotgun
| OTHER ITEMS:
Car Keys
Mad Max Jacket
Flashlight
Umbrella
Pencil
Bag of Marbles
$100
Personal Teleporter
Newspaper
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$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 30% (Mostly Sane)
WANTED LEVEL: Police searching for a skeleton running around in public
Sven Svenson is overall HEALTHY and morphed as a SKELETON
Head: HEALTHY
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY
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