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Whats next in the far future? (Voting is back up again.)

BLF does X BLF Interrogates a man/Plans a murder/Drops bad pickup lines/Covers up a murder/Plays Russian roulette/Plans a Robbery/Etc
9 (42.9%)
High Rollers Its like "Pass or Fail" or "Blockade Blasters'. Multiple players allowed.
7 (33.3%)
The Assassination 2 Another round of assassinations in my bedroom. A LEGO piece decides to become the best assassin there ever was.
5 (23.8%)

Total Members Voted: 21

Author Topic: BLOODLUST: Off The Rails [BLF Derails BLOODLUST]  (Read 12802 times)

Vomit the gunslinger and forget him hard

You vomit the cowboy hat guy and vigorously violate him. You then realize that this guy isn't really the Gunslinger, but an impersonator!


It is 8:30 AM. The second library is closed down due to a serial arsonist. The Abandoned HQ is a nuclear wasteland.
Errands to run
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS:
MP5 SMG, 9mm
PACK OF C4 x2
Sawn-Off Shotgun
OTHER ITEMS:
Car Keys
Mad Max Jacket
Flashlight
Umbrella
Pencil
Bag of Marbles
$100
Personal Teleporter
Newspaper

$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 30% (Mostly Sane)
WANTED LEVEL: Police searching for a skeleton running around in public
Sven Svenson is overall HEALTHY and morphed as a SKELETON
Head: HEALTHY
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY

i sue gabenspot for including me when i did not sign up for this and i recieved no pay >:(

loving eat that artist again

Go rip off someone's face (Stalin hopefully) and wear it. Then act as that person.


i sue gabenspot for including me when i did not sign up for this and i recieved no pay >:(

Gabenspot laughs off the lawsuit.

loving eat that artist again

You somehow eat the artist again despite being morphed as a skeleton.

Go rip off someone's face (Stalin hopefully) and wear it. Then act as that person.

You rush to the nearest bystander and rip his face off with one swipe before a angry mob of policemen arrive and start tasing you!

Die

Sven Svenson shoves a gun into his mouth before pulling the trigger and killing himself. He then wakes up in Hell with Satan himself standing over him.

"I can bring you back to life on one condition." Satan's thundering voice fills all of Hell. "I revive you, and you sell your soul to me and become my personal Bitch. Hows that?"


It is 8:30 AM. The second library is closed down due to a serial arsonist. The Abandoned HQ is a nuclear wasteland.
Errands to run
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue in the afternoon

WEAPONS:
MP5 SMG, 9mm
PACK OF C4 x2
Sawn-Off Shotgun
OTHER ITEMS:
Car Keys
Mad Max Jacket
Flashlight
Umbrella
Pencil
Bag of Marbles
$100
Personal Teleporter
Newspaper

$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 30% (Mostly Sane)
Sven Svenson is overall HEALTHY and stuck in HELL
Head: HEALTHY
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY

forget that kill satan then revive yourself

i summon demons
they make large holes in the ground and they rise up
the sky turns red

Summon Badspot, Jeb Bush, and Mr Skeltal to help you kill Satan

uppercut satan and steal his organs

Kill yourself in hell. This should teleport you to joseph stallin.




Summon Badspot, Jeb Bush, and Mr Skeltal to help you kill Satan
nuke everthin
uppercut satan and steal his organs

Sven Svenson and his ass pals forget up Satan so hard he explodes several dozen times.

I'm not even gonna question that.

Kill yourself in hell. This should teleport you to joseph stallin.

Sven then finds Joseph Stalin while he's in hell and shoots the forgeter in the face so he can't take over America and turn it into a Communist society.

Jesus Christ! My plot has been destroyed! How is Sven even doing it?

Sven Svenson is guided by Lord Badspot himself! Don't question Badspot's wisdom, Infidel! Sven Svenson then fights his way out of hell and makes it back to Earth.


And he CONVENIENTLY finds himself next to the library, where he can return his overdue book.... Right?


It is 8:35 AM. The second library is closed down due to a serial arsonist. The Abandoned HQ is a nuclear wasteland.
Errands to run
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Return library book before its overdue at 12 PM

WEAPONS:
MP5 SMG, 9mm
PACK OF C4 x2
Sawn-Off Shotgun
OTHER ITEMS:
Car Keys
Mad Max Jacket
Flashlight
Umbrella
Pencil
Bag of Marbles
$100
Personal Teleporter
Newspaper
Satan's Organs

$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35% (Mostly Sane)
Sven Svenson is overall HEALTHY
Head: HEALTHY
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY
« Last Edit: September 06, 2015, 01:26:02 AM by tber123 »

why didn't you nuke everythin qq

why didn't you nuke everythin qq



There we go. Sven then drops a nuclear bomb into hell.