BLOODLUST: Off The Rails [BLF Derails BLOODLUST]

[Refticus]

let's calm down for a moment with a good book
then consume the library with ass suction

[Ad Bot]

[Zharthon]

spawn in a metal gear and forget some stuff up.

[Space1255]

Turn into Gouenji Shuuya and Fire Tornado a random kid

[MTrRxx]

Become skeleton again, then summon Metal Gear Sahelanthropus  and forget UP stuff. BECAUSE METAL GEARS ARE HARD TO BEAT AND HAVE THAT ONE TINY WEAKSPOT ONLY BIG BOSS (And Co.) CAN ONLY FIND! GRAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[Nicepoint]

Puke multiple Sven Svensons that puke puke.

[tber123]

let's calm down for a moment with a good book
then consume the library with ass suction

Okay, fine. Sven walks into the library and reads a book about Ghandi first.

Aren't you going to turn in the book?

spawn in a metal gear and forget some stuff up.

And then Sven consumes the library with an ass suction before summoning a Metal Gear to forget some stuff up!

For forget's sakes. What the hell?

The Metal Gear squishes a few buildings before preparing to launch a nuke at New Jersey.

Turn into Gouenji Shuuya and Fire Tornado a random kid

Become skeleton again, then summon Metal Gear Sahelanthropus  and forget UP stuff. BECAUSE METAL GEARS ARE HARD TO BEAT AND HAVE THAT ONE TINY WEAKSPOT ONLY BIG BOSS (And Co.) CAN ONLY FIND! GRAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

You Fire Tornado a random 5 year old and end up killing him. Bystanders begin calling the cops. You then morph into a skeleton and summon a bigger Metal Gear to blow stuff up and the National Guard is called in!

Puke multiple Sven Svensons that puke puke.

You now have clones.

Meanwhile, you get yet ANOTHER news alert on your phone:

BREAKING NEWS: NUCLEAR EXCHANGE BETWEEN RUSSIA, MIDDLE EAST, AND UNITED STATES
Jesus loving Christ! President Rush really DID do it! Crazy sonofabitch just launched his entire nuclear arsenal at Vladimir Putin and the entire Middle East! We're all going to die! Get to a fallout shelter if you can!

Well stuff. WW3 is starting.

ERRAND FAILED: Return Library Book


It is 8:45 AM and WW3 is starting. The Abandoned HQ is a irradiated hellhole.
Errands to run
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Newspaper Satan's Organs

$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 45% (Mostly Sane)
WANTED LEVEL: NATIONAL GUARD RESPONDING
Sven Svenson is overall HEALTHY and morphed as a SKELETON
Head: HEALTHY
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY

Area Effect: Two Metal Gears running around squishing buildings and massacring everyone
World Effect: President Rush, Vladimir Putin, and the entire Middle East flinging nukes at eachother

[CRITAWAKETS]

Time travel to 1929 to kill Riddler. Now that we killed joseph our next target is the middle east.

[Nicepoint]

Divide one with zero and end the world, only to spontaneously exist at the same time

[Ragequit]

launch a nuclear missile from your richard hole into the atmosphere above russia and detonate it

[Space1255]

Teleport to the nikes and make them all collide mid air
Then proceed to forget someone on the star fish

[Refticus]

go to another galaxy, this isn't safe

[tber123]

launch a nuclear missile from your richard hole into the atmosphere above russia and detonate it

You launch a nuke into Russia. Another one can't hurt, right? The President is already nuking Russia so...

Teleport to the nikes and make them all collide mid air
Then proceed to forget someone on the star fish

You teleport to the nukes and blow them all up... And yourself. You've got severe radiation poisoning now.

Divide one with zero and end the world, only to spontaneously exist at the same time

go to another galaxy, this isn't safe

Time travel to 1929 to kill Riddler. Now that we killed joseph our next target is the middle east.

You grab a calculator and divide by zero, ending the world. You teleport yourself to a galaxy where it is 1929, and prepare to kill Riddler.

You find yourself in a crowd gathered in front of some German giving a speech. Riddler's gotta be in this crowd somewhere...

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Newspaper Satan's Organs

$50 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 45% (Mostly Sane)
WANTED LEVEL: NONE
Sven Svenson is overall NEAR DEATH, suffering from RADIATION POISONING, and morphed as a SKELETON
Head: HEALTHY
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY

[Ragequit]

did it cause an emp over russia

[Refticus]

eat a MAGICAL HEALING marble

[Thunderstrike]

Heal youself via Jacking Off and Unleash a Furry Army as Big as America Into the World and Turn into your Fursona and then After taking over a Quarter over the Town With Rape,Guns,
 and Rock n Roll have a Huge Orgy