BLOODLUST: Off The Rails [BLF Derails BLOODLUST]

[CRITAWAKETS]

Turn the eiffel black hole to a eiffel tesla coil.

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[Zharthon]

Notice that your head has been shot and die, then wait till burial. When their lowering the coffin jump up and summon an army of disco zombies.

you shot yourself good job, you are dead and you await till somebody finds your body and buries you.

after a short while a man finds your body and reports it to the police, they investigate your death and find nothing interesting.

your funeral is held like 5 minutes after the police give your body to some relatives and they bury you.

when they lower the coffin, you pop the forget out the coffin and raise the dead bodies of all who are currently buried in the graveyard, you make them dance to MJ tunes.

-and then mow everyone down with the minigun while singing rickroll

after a while of everybody being shocked at what is happening, you pull out a loving minigun you pulled out your ass and attempt to shoot at everyone with it, while singing rick roll

Turn the eiffel black hole to a eiffel tesla coil.

the eiffel tower black hole now has the ability to shock the loving stuff out of everyone you want in the world.

Your Mother has taken cover behind a grave - armed with Fists
Your Father is being riddled with bullets - armed with Fists
Gunslinger has been shot in the leg and is limping to cover - armed with Raging Bull revolver
Traitor Joe is having a panic attack, he is running around gasping for air - armed with M16
Dunkey gets the forget away from the firefight - armed with Dunkey fists
Your Brother attempts to disarm you, he fails and you gun him down - armed with Fists
President Rush is calling for secret service backup - armed with Hidden Gun

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$100 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 101% (MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT)
Sven Svenson has a HOLE THROUGH HIS HEAD and is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck in the original alternative Venturion where Sven Svenson is dead but still alive.
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY sieghail

[Nicepoint]

Release the zombie infection trough the city and teleport your parents off the scene

[Blockchip]

drown everyone in clocks

[TableSalt]

punch the nearest person in the face and tell them to eat healthier

[Refticus]

become a rocket by vigourously flapping your butt cheeks, visit the moon

[Zharthon]

Release the zombie infection trough the city and teleport your parents off the scene

you release the zombie infection through the city and teleport your parents somewhere safe.

drown everyone in clocks

every survivor who hasn't been made a zombie yet is drowned with clocks you spawn in

punch the nearest person in the face and tell them to eat healthier

you punch your brothers dead body and tell him to eat healthier.

become a rocket by vigourously flapping your butt cheeks, visit the moon

your butt skyrockets you to the moon, your sheer butt flapping power breaks the sound barrier.

but then again you don't have any breathing equipment so ur gona die lol, also u meet some aliens gud luck!!!!!!!!!

ayy lmao 1 armed with overpowered laser rifle
ayy lmao 2 armed with nuclear bomb that can explode the entire universe for some reason dunno
ayy lmao 3 armed with alien carrot

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OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Eiffel Tower Tesla Coil Newspaper Satan's Organs

$100 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 101% (MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT)
Sven Svenson has a HOLE THROUGH HIS HEAD and is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck on the loving moon with no breathing equipment.
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY sieghail

[Nicepoint]

Open a rift in reality and throw the aliens trough it. Then spawn 10 000 000 000 000 000 tons of air so you can breath.

[TableSalt]

grow an eye on your right foot and have a staring contest with it

[Zharthon]

Open a rift in reality and throw the aliens trough it. Then spawn 10 000 000 000 000 000 tons of air so you can breath.

you toss the aliens in a rift, they all die, you spawn an incredibly massive amount of air on the moon so you can breathe.

grow an eye on your right foot and have a staring contest with it

you grow a foot in your eye, wait no you grow an eye on the bttom of your right foot and have a wild staring contest with it.

it blinks and you win congrats.

WEAPONS: MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun Minigun GOLDEN entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER ITEMS: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Marbles $100 Personal Teleporter Eiffel Tower Tesla Coil Newspaper Satan's Organs

$100 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 101% (MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT)
Sven Svenson has a HOLE THROUGH HIS HEAD and is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and stuck on the loving moon with 100000000000 airs.
Head: SHOT
Torso: HEALTHY
Arms: HEALTHY
Legs: HEALTHY sieghail

[Nicepoint]

Lets go trough the rift

[Blockchip]

Some starfish who apparently thinks he owns the thread appears,  says something about rules and derails or something, and throws you into the rift.

The rift takes you to a dimension almost entirely made from urine.

URINE MP5 SMG, 9mm PACK OF C4 x2 Sawn-Off Shotgun Minigun URINE entrepreneur  STAFF Sniper Cannon DUAL COMMUNISM MINIGUN

OTHER URINE: Car Keys Mad Max Jacket Flashlight Umbrella Pencil Bag of Urine $100 Personal Teleporter Eiffel Tower Tesla Coil Urinepaper Urine's Organs

$100 IN URINE
BLOODLUST: 111% (urine)[/color
Sven Svenson has a HOLE THROUGH HIS HEAD and is SICK, BADLY WOUNDED, and URINE
Some starfish is urine
Urine Monster is urine
Head: SHOT and URINE
Torso: HEALTHY and URINE
Arms: HEALTHY and URINE
Legs: HEALTHY and URINE sieghail

[Nicepoint]

hmmm urine ye say?

Lets piss

[Space1255]

Jack off with a katana and rubbing alcohol

[Zharthon]

guess what blockchip

the derailer position?

urine