100000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target/Bestbuy etc

[querty67]

151. Shoot people  with a bb gun in their arms, genitals and legs
152. Get high off bath salts
153. Kick guys in the nuts
154. Get a gun out of one of the cases and try to return it by shooting  at customer service employees
155. Throw bottles of alcohol over isles trying to  hit people
156. Become the postal dude and go on a rampage
157. Carry cartons of poop with you with explosives inside and detonate them all over the store
158. Smash the manager's skull  with a hammer
159. Allahu akbar with a heavy as hell explosives vest
160. Play cancerous JB over the intercom

[Ad Bot]

[RACCOONNEER1214]

161. Dump Barrels of newborn baby foxes all over the floor.

[Blockchip]

113. Skiping 113.

we were a number behind
now we're two numbers behind
163. Replace the price tags with cheaper price tags

[pwnfulz]

164. Be a phantom stuffter
165. Build a clock

[Juliun03]

161. Dump Barrels of newborn baby foxes all over the floor.

the forget?

[Copy Kirby]

166. Try to burst in using terry crews as a weapon

[Refticus]

167. steal everything from the toilet isle

[RACCOONNEER1214]

168. dump Boxes Of Nails All over the floor.
169. Go running into the toy area and smash toys with a sledgehammer to scare kids off.
170. Go into the electrical room and turn the lights and power OFF.

[Rigel]

171. Drop caltrops at the entrance during black friday.

[mario0126]

172. Bring in the nuke from fallout into the building, then worship the nuke and after 5 hours, light it up

[Refticus]

173. wear a firecracker bandolier, yell "allahu akbar" while lighting the firecrackers

[Sp0nge80b]

174. yelling " "

[Space1255]

175. Getting drama'd for stuffposting
176. Having a stufftily made/edited gif avatar
177. Summoning Satan

[Nilscripter]

176. Realize you messed up the numbers
177. forget around with the intercom and get caught
178. Play moaning noises on the stereo display full blast
179. Bring a train horn in your car and scare people in the parking lot
180. Throw the balls from the cage across the isles
181. Knock over every trash can in the store
182. Call everyone you see a "loving monday"

[Duck Quackington]

183. Get all the tissue rolls, open them and throw them in everyone's faces, including the staff