Corrupt A Wish

[Refticus]

granted, but you have to pirate it though on the shadiest websites known to man

i wish for a single lays sour cream and onion potato chip

[Ad Bot]

[Skyra]

You get a single salt and vinegar potato chip.

I wish I knew the meaning to life.

[dr_pepper]

you have to pirate it though on the shadiest websites known to man

Are you under the assumption that I normally watch it legally?
skip me

[plexy]

the meaning of life is to eat stuff and die

i wish my pug would sit in my lap instead of squirming

[Rigel]

granted, but he also stuffs in your lap

I wish to stop going blind

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

You stop going blind but you must wear 2 eyepatches at all times

I wish to beat up John Cena because I want his job

[plexy]

wish granted - you beat up john cena, but a swarm of 10-13 year olds screaming the john cena song swarm you

[Drydess]

The multiverse imploded
I wish for people to stop shutting down new years' stuff before Cali is in the new year :(

[Zack]

Granted, but the fact it's only gonna last a little while longer in that case is curse enough for making the wish in the first place.

I wish for the powers of Destruction and Creation.

[Blue Screen]

granted but all you can create are richard replicas and all you can destroy is richard replicas and yourself

i wish for pie

[Element]

granted but it's filled with maggots (ew)

i wish for infinite wishes

[Refticus]

each wish is the same and you cannot change it.

i wish to escape the desert

[Blockchip]

Everything becomes endless desert forever, and you are naked.
I wish for a robot that'd brush human's teeth

[startacker]

It brushes your teeth with sandpaper and ink

I wish for Blockland Gold

[AtlasBlue]

You need Blockland Platinum to see this corrupted wish.

I wish I still had my legs.