I was responsible for preparing the clan with strategies before the "war."
I would like to address some of the issues that have been reported.
Data Proxy informed me everything that has occured, and it is very clear that you did not come in as we expected you to.
I prepared the freshly developed strategies for Ze Operator to use, and for him to forward to the other clan members. This report was carefully designed to cover all aspects of warfare, being anti-Blitzkrieg in nature.
If you did not succeed, it was because you a. came in disorganised, and b. came in with too little number.
I can neither deny nor confirm Dataproxy's claims. He told me specifically that he accidentally kicked someone, and that an odd number had indeed retreated (above the fact that he told me that he genuinely felt sorry for Hulk.) Dataproxy and I meticulously made sure that the theatre of operations was indeed fair, and that all resources was at their disposal.
You should have tried to use guerilla warfare tactics and suprise dive-bomb-and-retreat menuevers. You can not blame us for your ineptitude and lack of preperation before the battle.
Oh and, I would like to quote Hulk Hogan when he entered the server (I was surveying the integrity of the base):
"PREPARE TO BE CRUSHED BROTHURRRR"