< receive a new paper to peer review
< author's name seems familiar, I realize it's the guy who named a moth after Annoying Orange
< finally I can ruin this moron's reputation and drive him out of academia
< tell him his observations are flawed, he did not account for confounding variables
< back2undergrad with you, moth boy
< academia gives me a standing ovation
< receive complimentary PhDs from Stanford and Yale
normies get the forget away from my taxonomic naming conventions
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