Fortunately, Unfortunately v777

[Drydess]

fortunately that's your special interest

[Ad Bot]

[Frequency]

unfortunately, it's not the special interest of the woman you were sleeping next to

[Refticus]

fortunately, when you coughed out of nervousness, it turned out that coughing was her special interest

[bigcapitalbaka]

unfortunately, you vomited

[Somemong]

fortunately, you woke up in a coma

[Refticus]

unfortunately, you stuff the hospital bed and it's everywhere

[DodgeViperAcr16]

Fortunately, this is your special interest. And the medics can help you.

[TheLeaderOfTheRebellion]

Unfortunately, you fall back into the coma. Literally. You're now falling.

[Drydess]

Fortunately, the thread is bumped and it bumps you back up out of the coma

[Jean_Kirschtein]

Unfortunately, your mother decides to bash your head in with a bag of brick and stones and that has Skai Jackson memes written on it.

[Insert Name Here²]

Fortunately, you live

[Blue Screen]

Unfortunately the angry mob is coming because someone bumped this thread. RUN FOR THE HILLS BOYS

[SteamerU]

fortunately, you have a getaway plan.

[Drydess]

unfortunately, that getaway plan is to go back into a coma

[Refticus]

fortunately, you don't have to do the getaway plan as a helicopter has arrived to save you.