Author Topic: progress ad venture  (Read 162617 times)

hol up my hellalicious homie
what did you write on your new managerial whip


"CALL 888-888-$!%^ FOR A FREE TRIAL ON TESTICLE BALL CREAM TODAY ONLY"

the product choice may not have been the best fit but it was the only one you could think of




































whOA WHAT SHTE YElloW THING


it appears to be cheaply made caution tape.

if it's trying to dissuade you from going through, it's not working.

in fact its like a challenge. bring it on bro

















































Why is the screen turning black?


for some reason, you feel a sudden aura of metaphorical darkness coming on.

you suddenly wonder what seth is up to.

seth stop wait no
jack off later the children are watching

seth stop wait no
jack off later the children are watching
no it's educational


Suddenly Seth wakes up from his disgusting fantasy

seth wakes up at the computer terminal, after a long week of filling out that customer satisfaction survey form

use the ad flag ad flag ad ad on the side of the building to get up

seth, fill us in on what you've been doing without your hellalicious homies

suddenly cut to seth who is alone with a lot of dolphins


seth.








































seth, fill us in on what you've been doing without your hellalicious homies


seth appears to be asleep.

so shhh keep the noise down



































Oh hi Seth!
hello


seth finally wakes up from his nap.

it's nice to know that all this time, seth was just sleeping and being generally useless






































meanwhile seth wonders how someone handles so many dolphins


how is anyone supposed to deal with all these dolphins

the answer is simple: by pushing them into a pile with which one can take a nap on

it's not very comfortable, but then again so are ad bots in general what with their lack of flesh





















































seth wakes up at the computer terminal, after a long week of filling out that customer satisfaction survey form


it, uh, isn't quite finished yet

there is no pen or pencil in sight, so...

well, cross that bridge later



it seems that the tapes must be watched in order to fill out the customer response survey.

it's not like seth can just critique something without actually trying it, right

well it could probably be done it's just inaccurate and there's no way seth'd ever do anything to be dishonest to the company.



oh, and all of them are infomericals. that much should be obvious, at least






























































there are three infomercial tapes with names on them.

there is a choice between the commercial for ad bots, the commercial for company records, and the commercial for propventure.

which one should be viewed first? the indecisiveness is just maddening.

watch yourself there mister

watch yourself there mister


there was a valiant effort, but there was no mirror around for seth to watch with

what a shame

watch the one about the dolphins

just grab a random infomerical and watch it.
also fill in the survey by snipping up advertisments to make sentences

do the kazotsky kick

watch yourself there mister
i mean watch the ad bot tape dummy!!!