I hope this letter will fascinate, inform, and change the lives of those who read it. It's possibly the only letter out there that's bold enough to make the uncompromising statement that Lord Tony, Jr.'s apocrisiaries seem to be caught up in their need for enemies. Before I say anything else, I'd like to state the following disclaimer for Tony's benefit: Warning! This letter may contain sarcasm. Okay, now that that's taken care of, let me posit the hypothesis that my only wonder is, Is Tony's lack of intelligence genetic or the result of too much time spent with nasty derelicts? The most appealing theory has to do with the way that Tony is absolutely determined to believe that he can change his pathetic ways, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. Finally, this has been a good deal of reading, and clearly difficult reading at that. Still, I hope you walk away from it with the new knowledge that Lord Tony, Jr. is like a Judas goat, leading us all to the slaughter.
