Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[tber123]

Perform CPR on Eboy and try to revive him

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

I punch it again while he one punch man theme plays

[Rabbot32]

Wait, why am I still registered as dead? forget that, I'm alive!
Do a drive-by with a Maus tank.

[Space1255]

Yeah I shoved Frosted Flakes down your throat! How are you still dead?

[CRITAWAKETS]

I was charging up a life drain all this time to heal myself and attack the tank while also draining the life of Hawt.

[failbros2]

Attack Results

Hawt eats a sandwich, restoring his health to 3/3 HP!
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 5
u SUCC the life out of Hawt. Then you use his life to deliver a smashing blow to the tank, dealing 85 damage.
Space1255: rolled 2
THE MUSIC PLAYS. YOU THROW ONE PUNCH. and then break your fist
tber123 performs CPR on eboy! He does the chest compression but eboy finally wakes up at the giving air part.
Rabbot32: rolled 6
Alright alright, want to spoil the boss of this section? FINE. Ya rolled in with the powerful tank. OPEN FIRE! The tank took 86 damage! But at the same time, RUSSIA COMES IN AND BLASTS YOUR TANK. cyka blyat
failbros2: rolled 6
you guys asked for it...
The Stratofortress soars above everyone. I unleash a deadly carpet bombing that deals 94 damage.
NotBomberGuy: rolled 6
I don't know how you did it, but you opened the hatch and beat up the crew and TOOK CONTROL OF THE TANK
WHAT THE HELL. But the crew did shoot you a few times.
I guess NotBomberGuy earned the Dominance Medal.
Next enemy:

M4 Sherman

HP: 400/400

attacks every 2 turns

Mass produced tank during WWII.

Players:

Hawt: UNFAIRLY TEAMKILLED

Bing2: 2/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 1/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 3/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 1/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 1/3

Rabbot32: 1/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 1/3

NOTE: If you manage to gain dominance over a tank, you need to roll a 6 or above. The blue HP is armor. It cannot be repaired though.
Heavy tank armor is 3/3, light tank is 1/1, and medium tank is 2/2.
Its harder to take control of heavy tanks, and bosses (including minibosses now) cannot be taken over.

[Rabbot32]

inhale my zero enragement tank
and by that I mean order someone from off-screen to crash a plane into the tank

[Bing2]

Falcon punch it

[Hawt]

someone revive me please i can destroy this sherman

[Bing2]

And revive that guy by sheer power and amazement of the falcon punch

[CRITAWAKETS]

I heal myself using the Just-In-Time-Medkit™.

[Cybertails1998]

ow

>Hit the tank with my strongest kicks

[Twix]

shove a grenade down the barrel of the tank

[NotBomberguy]

driveby the sherman while sipping cherry flavored medpack drink

[Potatoh]

Throw hats at it