Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[tber123]

Slap the tank with my bare hands

[Ad Bot]

[Man Of Greenish]

Call in Mortar Strike through Radio.

[Twix]

healing you to 3/3 HP!

Twix: 1/3

did my legs fall apart

ot: shoot it with an anti-tank rifle

[Potatoh]

Grab my head and GLUE it on this time

[Somemong]

I use Necromancy to attempt to revive Space1255.

[failbros2]

Attack Results

GrapeJellyToastMan: rolled 4
You tried healing Twix, but my terrible filling made it so that he was already healed to the max. BUT YOU GAVE HIM 1 EXTRA HEALTH POINT!!
tber123: rolled 4
You slapped the tank with your bare hands, dealing 63 damage!
Man of Greenish: rolled 5
You used your radio to order a deadly airstrike, dealing 67 damage!
Twix: rolled 6
Taking out your anti tank rifle, you loaded a huge anti tank bullet and fired. The heat of the gunshot burns your hands, but deals 98 damage.
Potatoh: rolled 4! Get up!
You found your head and GLUED it back on. Good job for spelling correctly. Get up.
Somemong: revived Space1255
You remembered your dark magic skills and casted a spell on Space1255, reviving him!

KV-2

yes this was taken from pompmaker2's addons because other tank pics were terrible

HP: 71/600

attacks every 3 turns, deals 2 damage, targets buildings, attacks next turn

Bunker bustin' Soviet tank.

Players:

Hawt: 3/3 (SHIELDED)

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 2/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 3/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 3/3

Rabbot32: DED

TristianLuigi: 3/3 (Hospital HP: 3/3)

eboyblue: 3/3

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 2/3 (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: 3/3

Man of Greenish: 2/3

}]Crazy[{: 2/3

Somemong: 3/3

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Negotiate with the tank crew

[Hawt]

shoot the tank with our tank

[Twix]

duel wield rocket launchers

[eboyblue10]

attempt to delet it

[TristanLuigi]

Upgrade the hospital to have a neighboring workshop.
I'm support :)

[Mr Queeba]

Fire the Bows Trikimbo at the tank.

[failbros2]

Attack Results

GrapeJellyToastMan: rolled 5
You give a friendly knock on the hatch of the KV-2. The crew threaten you with their guns, but you ask to be friends. After a few minutes of negotiating, they decide to join you, and they abandon the tank, and come in with a new one. The tank will no longer fire.

Hawt: rolled 1
Wait, we have a tank? Who cares, you fired a tank that looks like this:

The (zombie) tank jumps out of the ground and mauls you. Rest in-
WAIT! YOU ARE SHIELDED!
The zombie mauls your shield. At least you're still alive.
Twix: rolled 6
So you hit it with a Delete Launcher, it deletes the turret (66 damage) but you accidentally delete your hand!
eboyblue10: rolled 3
You dual wield rocket launchers, and pull the trigger. No rockets inside.
TristianLuigi: rolled 1
You tried building a workshop, but missed a screw for the building. It falls apart, luckily no one is injured.
Mr Queeba: rolled 6
You pull out your Bows Tetrakakimbo, expecting to fire your trikimbo. Then you shoot arrows with the speed of a minigun, dealing 61 damage but your arm is tired after all that shooting.
The abandoned tank burns infront of all of us.
+1 airstrike
BOSS ENEMY

Panzer VIII Maus

The tank designed to best ALL tanks.

HP: 1000/1000

attacks every 3 turns, deals 2 damage

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 2/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 2/3

Mr Queeba: 2/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 3/3

Rabbot32: DED

TristianLuigi: 3/3 (Hospital HP: 3/3)

eboyblue: 3/3

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 2/3 (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: 3/3

Man of Greenish: 2/3

}]Crazy[{: 2/3

Somemong: 3/3

KV-2: 3/3

NOTE: dead allied tanks cannot be revived

[tber123]

Electrocute Space1255 until he wakes up

[CRITAWAKETS]

Revive rabbot using a ritual involving mustard gas, grenades and artilery fire.