Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[Nix the Glaceon]

i take ultracraftgames's minecraft toys away and throw them at the tank

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[UltraCraftGames]

i dont play with toys and also  now everyone is doing complex actions

[Space1255]

i dont play with toys

Sounds like something someone who plays with toys would say.

[NotBomberguy]

stare intensely at the tank from my grave
then revive self
proceed to begin fixaging of all of my stuff

[UltraCraftGames]

Tank busters
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[Nix the Glaceon]

Byeland

w

[Deoxys And One Noob]

apparently i am back to full health despite the deoxyssoup continuing to happen

if magically alive try to survive

if still dead, make the deoxyssoup flow underground and a new me grows from it (quickly)

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Attempt to imoblise the tank

[Nix the Glaceon]

i take ultracraftgames's minecraft toys away and throw them at the tank

i also take away his minecraft research magazines and throw them at the tank, i also force the tank to read it word-for-word

[lord techno]

i also take away his minecraft research magazines and throw them at the tank, i also force the tank to read it word-for-word

Stop it. We're finally starting to get the focus shifted back to the game, we don't need this to continue. Ignore UCG and just play normally.

[failbros2]

Attack Results

NOTE: for this one I'm using an actual die, just an experiment though

tber123: revived Rigel
You manage to find his bits everywhere and take out your "sutures." Rigel is stitched back together.
TableSalt: rolled 4
Shoving your football helmet on, you hop onto a catapult and fly at the tank, dealing 68 damage.
ZeUberMedic:frick yeah
Attack rolled: 3
You pick up a rock and toss it at the tank. Turns out you threw it at a random propane tank faraway.
cromartini: rolled 1
As you attempt to seduce the tank, a burning spaceship comes out of nowhere and crushes you. Huh, I wonder where that came from!
Space1255: flipped heads
The coin you flipped drags you back into the game!
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 5
Massus Revivus! All people are successfully revived!
SubDaWoofer: rolled 3
You initiate your magic. Turns out that everyone's still alive.
Nix the Glaceon: rolled 2
You try to throw a diamond pickaxe toy at the tank, but you drive it into your hand instead.
As for the magazines, it will have to be executed next turn.
NotBomberGuy: rolled 6
You stare at the tank with demonic eyes, dealing 65 damage. Unfortunately, you stare so hard your undead eyes burst. You cannot be revived for 2 turns because of this.

Anti Gravity Tank

The tank fires its high velocity round, dealing 2 damage to eboyblue10, piercing his armor!

HP: 42/350 (Armor: 0/900)

Players:

Hawt: 2/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy: DED, cannot be revived for 2 turns (Tiger I):Destroyed by the Precursor

tber123: 3/3 [Evacuated]

Twix: 3/3 [Flak Cannon Inactive]

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 3/3 [Boxing Gloves UnEquipped]

Rabbot32: 3/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue10: 1/3 3/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped]

SubDaWoofer: 2/3 [Boiling Veins Active]

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3 (Marauder: Destroyed by the Precursor) [Evacuated]

CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor

Potatoh: 3/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor

}]Crazy[{: 3/3

Somemong: 3/3

KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3[Sun Beam Exhausted]

Microsoft EDGE: 2/3 [Evacuated]

Pngu12970: 3/3

Deoxys And One Noob: 3/3

Gojira: 3/3

Rigel: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: Destroyed by the Precursor by the Precursor[/color]

[Nix the Glaceon]

freeze ultracraftgames's richard off

[JamesH]

become the sun beam itself

[Redconer]

Peashooter.

[Twix]

fire the flak cannon