Attack Results
crazies alt: rolled
2You didn't manage to get your true self to heal you, so you used the bullet bill on the tank.
It is homing and only goes after Mario. You look like Mario. -1 HPTwix: rolled
2You tried to use a chainsaw to cut the treads, but the T-34 runs your hand over.
they see me rollin'cromartini: rolled
4I don't know how you did this, but your kicks, man!
55 damage!Space1255: rolled
6You punch the tank this time.
However, your fist is surrounded with plasma, dealing 89 damage but your hand disappears.TableSalt: rolled
6You shove a cork in the tank.
Your hands get stuck though. The tank cannon will deal 1 less damage next turn.CRITAWAKETS: rolled
1Feeling powered by money, you charge at the tank, shooting at it.
Turns out you're broke and the bullets bounce off the tank, killing you.
get more citiesRedconer: revived Nix
Injecting what certainly isn't the bubonic plague into Nix, they are alive again.SubDaWoofer: rolled
1You try to get a life.
But the game you're playing is too interesting.Deoxys and One Noob: rolled
3You try to call in a tank, but it blows up,
mainly because you don't own it.eboyblue10: rolled
5You do anything related to beaning the tank: throwing beanbags, beaning it with a hammer...
84 damage.Cybertails1998: rolled
4You duct tape dynamite to a hammer, making sure it doesn't fall off.
You run towards the tank, hammer in hand and smash the front. The hammer bounces off and flies out of your hands. No effect...?Microsoft EDGE: rolled
2grab the tank and smash it into the ground
repeatedly
You carry the tank up, but you lose strength as its above you.
You stop holding it. Ouch!
T-34
HP: 700/700 (Armor: 472/700)
Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.
machinegun attacks every turn, cannon attacks every 2 turns
The machinegun fires at Rabbot32, dealing 1 damage!
Players:
Hawt: 2/3
Bing2: 3/3
NotBomberGuy: DED, can be revived now (Tiger I):Destroyed by the Precursor
tber123: 3/3
Twix: 1/3 [Flak Cannon active]
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: 2/3
MoltenKitten:
3/3Space1255:
2/3 [Boxing Gloves UnEquipped]Rabbot32:
2/3TristianLuigi: 3/3
eboyblue10: 1/3 2/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped]
SubDaWoofer: DED Nothing installed yet
Juncoph:
3/3CRITAWAKETS:
DED (
Marauder:
Destroyed by the Precursor)
CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor
Potatoh:
3/3GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)
Man of Greenish:
3/3crazies alt: 1/3
Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor
}]Crazy[{: 3/3
Somemong: 3/3
Nix the Glaceon: 3/3
KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor
Redconer:
3/3JamesH: 3/3[Sun Beam Exhausted]
Microsoft EDGE: 1/3
Pngu12970:
3/3Deoxys And One Noob: 3/3
Gojira:
3/3Rigel: 3/3
TableSalt:
3/3 Hands stuck in tank barrelAmazon Prime TerminalTM: Destroyed by the Precursor