Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

Poll

Which target should we engage?

the tank, i came here to bust tanks not brains
2 (11.1%)
lets kill those soldiers
4 (22.2%)
forget IT I WANT THE TANK AND SOLDIERS TOGETHER
12 (66.7%)

Total Members Voted: 18

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Attempt to revive myself.

revive

once revived, i lift ultracraftgames over my head and toss him at the tank


revive

once revived, i lift ultracraftgames over my head and toss him at the tank
You know what time it is?
Time
TO
STOOOOOOP

i board the tank and kill the turret

he is my weapon, i must use him to the best of my ability

he is my weapon, i must use him to the best of my ability
I dislike him also but let's not.

he is my weapon, i must use him to the best of my ability
you're better off using the dead horse you're currently beating as a weapon

you're better off using the dead horse you're currently beating as a weapon

That was one true burn. Well done, sir.


you're better off using the dead horse you're currently beating as a weapon
do this instead


Attack Results

Rigel: rolled 3
You try to kick its face. Well, where is its face?
Redconer: Revived NotBomberGuy
You revive him.
Twix: rolled 6
You set down a blanket and take stuff out of your picnic basket. What's this? Lifesteak? You eat it to fully heal yourself AND get an extra health point!
Space1255: obtained soccer ball
You got a soccer ball! Use it against the tank to make it taste your sick moves.
Cybertails1998: rolled 4
You find the exact same hammer of your past hammer and swing it at the tank. Your hammer doesn't bounce off and deals an explosive 53 to the tank.
SubDaWoofer: installed Plutonium Hunger, revive rolled 5
Crawling from your grave, you install Plutonium Hunger. This allows you to order stuff, like the terminal, but it takes 4 turns for it to arrive. By the way, someone rebuild the buildings.
TableSalt: rolled 1
You flail around helplessly. You appear to be fully stuck to the tank! The tank will fire on you this turn.
Malleo100: rolled 2
You throw the same sledgehammer again. It bounces off of the tank and whacks your head.
Rabbot32: rolled 3
Where's the skullheart?
ZeUberMedic: rolled 3
You aim the rocket at the tank and fire. It somehow flies into the sky and explodes. The rocket was actually a firework.
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 5
You find your healing drones. They took the bullets out of your body and stitched you up!
Nix the Glaceon: revive rolled 2
Can't revive. The vending machine appears to be out of "Heartola."
crazies alt: rolled 6
You get inside the tank to kill the turret. The turret has feelings, so you shoot it with a shotgun, dealing 72 damage before the crew grabs your gun and points it at you. you died..?

T-34
HP: 700/700 (Armor: 419/700)
Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.
machinegun attacks every turn, cannon attacks every 2 turns
The machinegun shoots Rigel and the cannon blasts TableSalt's left arm, but spares his right.

tber123: 3/3
Twix: 4/3 [Flak Cannon active]
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: 2/3
MoltenKitten: 3/3
Space1255: 2/3 [Soccer Ball Equipped
Rabbot32: 2/3
TristianLuigi: 3/3
eboyblue10: 1/3 2/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped]
SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [Plutonium Hunger installed]
Juncoph: 3/3
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3 (Marauder: Destroyed by the Precursor)
CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor
Potatoh: 3/3
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)
Man of Greenish: 3/3
crazies alt: Russia's POW
Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor
}]Crazy[{: 3/3
Somemong: 3/3
Nix the Glaceon: 3/3
KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor
Redconer: 3/3
JamesH: 3/3[Sun Beam Exhausted]
Microsoft EDGE: 1/3
Pngu12970: 3/3
Deoxys And One Noob: 3/3
Gojira: 3/3
Rigel: 2/3
TableSalt: 3/3 Hands stuck in tank barrel
Amazon Prime TerminalTM: Destroyed by the Precursor
NOTE: someone save crazy from the soviet tank

weaponize the hatred towards UCG