Attack Results
Rigel: rolled
3You try to kick its face. Well,
where is its face?Redconer: Revived NotBomberGuy
You revive him.Twix: rolled
6You set down a blanket and take stuff out of your picnic basket.
What's this? Lifesteak? You eat it to fully heal yourself AND get an extra health point!Space1255: obtained soccer ball
You got a soccer ball!
Use it against the tank to make it taste your sick moves.Cybertails1998: rolled
4You find the exact same hammer of your past hammer and swing it at the tank.
Your hammer doesn't bounce off and deals an explosive 53 to the tank.SubDaWoofer: installed Plutonium Hunger, revive rolled
5Crawling from your grave, you install Plutonium Hunger.
This allows you to order stuff, like the terminal, but it takes 4 turns for it to arrive. By the way, someone rebuild the buildings.TableSalt: rolled
1You flail around helplessly. You appear to be fully stuck to the tank!
The tank will fire on you this turn.Malleo100: rolled
2You throw the same sledgehammer again.
It bounces off of the tank and whacks your head.Rabbot32: rolled
3Where's the skullheart?ZeUberMedic: rolled
3You aim the rocket at the tank and fire.
It somehow flies into the sky and explodes. The rocket was actually a firework.CRITAWAKETS: rolled
5You find your healing drones.
They took the bullets out of your body and stitched you up!Nix the Glaceon: revive rolled
2Can't revive.
The vending machine appears to be out of "Heartola."crazies alt: rolled
6You get inside the tank to kill the turret. The turret has feelings, so you shoot it with a shotgun, dealing 72 damage before the crew grabs your gun and points it at you.
you died..?
T-34
HP: 700/700 (Armor: 419/700)
Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.
machinegun attacks every turn, cannon attacks every 2 turns
The machinegun shoots Rigel and the cannon blasts TableSalt's left arm, but spares his right.
tber123: 3/3
Twix: 4/3 [Flak Cannon active]
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: 2/3
MoltenKitten:
3/3Space1255:
2/3 [Soccer Ball EquippedRabbot32:
2/3TristianLuigi: 3/3
eboyblue10: 1/3 2/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped]
SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [Plutonium Hunger installed]
Juncoph:
3/3CRITAWAKETS:
3/3 (
Marauder:
Destroyed by the Precursor)
CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor
Potatoh:
3/3GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)
Man of Greenish:
3/3crazies alt: Russia's POW
Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor
}]Crazy[{: 3/3
Somemong: 3/3
Nix the Glaceon: 3/3
KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor
Redconer:
3/3JamesH: 3/3[Sun Beam Exhausted]
Microsoft EDGE: 1/3
Pngu12970:
3/3Deoxys And One Noob: 3/3
Gojira:
3/3Rigel: 2/3
TableSalt:
3/3 Hands stuck in tank barrelAmazon Prime TerminalTM:
Destroyed by the PrecursorNOTE: someone save crazy from the soviet tank