Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[ZeÜberMedic!]

off topic: is the mercenary vault good or evil?

ot: fire multipe mortars at the mini tanks

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[Redconer]

Commence repairing montage.

[NotBomberguy]

heavier tank's dead now

oh
then flip the tank with highest health

[failbros2]

off topic: is the mercenary vault good or evil?

ot: fire multipe mortars at the mini tanks

merc vault is friendly
as long as it stands we can hire mercenaries

[failbros2]

im pretty lazy. expect update later tonight

[failbros2]

im so lazy. Ill try to hustle an update today

[Space1255]

*prepares a mutiny*

[lord techno]

Impatience is exactly what causes games like these to die in the first place. I would have done the updates prior but i have other things to do and a life to live, everyone has a life to live and that comes first. Impatience is understandable but it's not very appreciated. Understand that. failbros2 is no exception.

[failbros2]

Attack Results

JamesH: rolled 4
You shoot the cannon at the third minitank, dealing 166 damage!

CRITAWAKETS: rolled 4
You begin repairing your fortress. It will take 4 turns.

SubDaWoofer: rolled 1
You get out your controller and command your drone to fire on the fortress. One stray bullet bounces off a piece of rebar and into your brain. no teamkilling

crazies alt: used Free Heal and rolled 6
You heal yourself with the medication and build up speed for 12 hours. You are now so fast that any attack directed to you will miss! NotBomberGuy slaps you for stealing his idea.

Space1255: rolled 3
You throw a milk bottle at the Ratte's remains.

kidplasma: used Free Heal
You start dancing. You dance so fast you create a portal to the land of the living. Welcome back!

DELL: rolled 1
You call on the might of North Korea. It's raining pickaxes! Too bad you forgot your umbrella. We can all conclude what happens next.

Twix: rolled 4
You ask God if you can go back to living. Suddenly you are teleported to Earth.

Rabbot32: rolled 3
You call for help. No one comes to assist you.

TableSalt: used Free Heal and rolled 4
You heal yourself and attempt to cast the lightning spell again. It doesn't deal damage overtime, but damages for 68 on each tank.

ZeUberMedic: rolled 3
You fire several mortars, but it looks like you got the coordinates wrong.

Redconer: rolled 4
By making a repairing montage, you are able to reduce the amount of work needed to finish repairs by 1 turn!

NotBomberGuy: rolled 5
You get your strength and overturn the second mini tank, dealing 183 damage, but increasing it to 275 damage due to the shield!

Bronson: rolled 2
Bronson fires his triple barreled shotgun. He accidentally aimed at Notorious B.I.G.

Mini Tank

The mini tank fires its gun at the Defensive Line inflicting 1 damage.

HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 264/500

Such a cool tank!

Mini Tank #2

The mini tank fires its gun at Malleo100 inflicting 1 damage.

HP: 800/800 Armor: 400/400 Shield: 22/500

Totally not a clone of Mini Tank #1.

Mini Tank #3

The mini tank fires its gun at tber123 inflicting 1 damage.

HP: 800/800 Armor: 381/400 Shield: 0/500

I still wonder how someone would fit in this...?

The tank's shields are Protector Shields. They reduce ranged attacks by 1/2 of their damage and increase melee damage by 50%. Get your knives out!

PLAYERS:
tber123: 1/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Twix: 3/3
Mr Queeba: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Cybertails1998: 1/3 [+Free Heal Available]
NotBomberGuy: 2/3 MAD: 3 TURNS LEFT (50% more dmg) [+Free Heal Available]
MoltenKitten: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Space1255: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Rabbot32: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available] Building Field Guns- 3 turns left
TristianLuigi: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
cromartini: look before you dab [+Free Heal Available]
kidplasma: 3/3
eboyblue10: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Juncoph: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
CRITAWAKETS: | 3/3 Bandos Defense active [+Free Heal Available] Transformed into Black Ace: lasts until battle ends
Potatoh: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Notorious B.I.G: ate some buckshot [+Free Heal Available]
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Man of Greenish: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Somemong: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Nix the Glaceon: Drank his laundry detergent [+Free Heal Available]
Redconer: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available] Rebuilding CRIT'S Fortress: 2 turns left (Assisted by CRITAWAKETS)
JamesH: 3/3[+Free Heal Available]
Microsoft EDGE: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Pngu12970: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Deoxys And One Noob: kablammo [+Free Heal Available]
Gojira: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
crazies alt: 2/3 Built up speed: lasts until end of battle
Rigel: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
ZeUberMedic: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Malleo100: tank shell up the butt [+Free Heal Available]
TableSalt: got shocked real bad [+Free Heal Available]
Just M2: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
shinyarceus4: 2/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Clownfish: 3/3 [+Free Heal Available]
Bloo Kirby the 2nd: 1/3
DELL: he PICKed a bad fate

ALLIES:
SubDaWoofers Combat Drone: 2/3
}]Crazy[{‘s skeleton with Churchill’s soul: NUKED
Tiger II: NUKED
Engineer: 2/3
Bronson: 6/6 3/3
TOG II: 1/4
Daemon Prince: NUKED
M2’s Howitzer: NUKED
ZeUberMedic's BIG Howitzer: NUKED
Twix's Rototank: NUKED
KV-2: Destroyed by the Precursor

BUILDINGS:
Defensive Fortification: 10/10
Defensive Line: 7/10
JamesH's 400mm Autocannon: 5/5
Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 14/15
CRIT's Fortress: NUKED
Mercenary Vault: 15/15
Mobile Command Center: NUKED
Fallout Shelter / Superbunker: Took too much abuse
GrapeJellyToastMan's Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor
CRITAWAKET's P.S.V: freaking blammed itself

The defensive fortification has a 50% chance to divert enemy attacks to itself. While the defensive line will make any players who move behind it immune to damage, at the cost of itself taking damage every time one of those players is attacked.

Free heals may be used to fully restore yourself. They are one-time use only, so be wise. Using a free heal while dead will revive you with guaranteed success.

[Rabbot32]

Continue building guns and demanding help

[SubDaWoofer]

Okay im gon stop with code
just lock onto the MiniTank3 and fire,

[CRITAWAKETS]

Continue building.

[JamesH]

Continue building guns and demanding help

assist as long as you help me build another autocannon

[Rabbot32]

Deal.

[DELL]

I use my one time free heal that for some reason isnt displayed even tho is not been used