that was not an apology, you just restated all of your actions
Dear Freek,
First let me say I value you very highly.
I am sorry and I hope that you will forgive me.
I am sorry for making a utterly insensitive remark.
Please know that I just made a big horrible mistake.
I am feeling very guilty about what I did to you.
I really hope that you will accept my sincere apology.
I promise to help you feel to good-happy-peaceful.
Sincerly, Unova.