Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Dr.Block]

You receive a stern talking to about table manners.

I insert illuminated mstar fishcripts.

[Ad Bot]

[maxymax13]

you get mstar fishcripts written in gold leaf, with pieces of regular paper delicately pasted ontop

i insert a flattened hotpocket sleeve into the banknote slot

[Masterlegodude]

You get shredded cardboard

* Masterlegodude inserts Gwimbly from Smiling Friends

[maxymax13]

you get a rock

i insert a vaguely coin-shaped mass of play-doh

[MINORBRANDON21]

You get a Dollar Bill!

*DewDoritoz inserts The Same Dollar Bill.