Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 559528 times)

you get emergency rations (only lasts about an hour)

i put in my entire body

a muffled scream is heard as a pool of blood starts seeping out of the vending machine
maybe it wasn't a good idea to put yourself in a vending machine mechanism

i insert minesweeper

you get a sheet of graph paper which locates every single safe tile and mine. very cool!

i insert a landmine

you get mineland, a country with happy landmine families playing in landmine parks and stuff

i insert an exponential rocket launcher

you hear a deafening roar that grows louder every second

i insert a hyperlaser gun

you get wario land 4

i insert bump

you get banned

i insert fuzztoasts "used" sylveon bodypillow

you get an std


i insert the vending machine itself

The vendi̷̧̲̗̯̞̠̲͌ͤ̾̾͛̽͝ͅn͉̳̠̣̣̥͙ͥ̒̇͑ͣ͟g̢̰̫̯͕̰̠̳ͯ̒͘͜ ̴͕ͨ̈́m̷̤̤̖̯̝̙̫͋̓͂ͩ͑ͪ͂a̵̭̻͚̳̣ͪͩ̉̾̊ͫ̀c̸͉̭̒ͭ͛̑ͪ͒̚h̝̘̔̊͢i͎͎̺͔̖͈̣̬͓͛ͧ̀n̶̘̬̤̖͋̊̄̅ͯ́͜e̵̞̥̪̅͑ͣ̋ ̭͆̿͛̏̕͜c̴̨̹͎̗̱̞͎̭̟̉̄͌̄̀r͎̦͙͙̣͔̔ͅȩ̡̬͈ͭ̅ͣ̆́ả̩͉̝̾̀ͥ̔̑͘͜͞ṭ̜͓̘͈̖̆͝͝ͅę̵̲̫̳͙̹̱̬͛̑̍͊s͇̥͓̺̗ͣ͌̃͘ ̤͊ͥà̢̧̫̝̙̝͕ͬ̄̏ ̢̺̩̻̻̳̤͕ͮͪ͜ͅs̆ͣ̿ͭ̐ͬ͏͔̺̱̠i̧̪̙̟̟̗̺̮̪ͩ͛͋̇̍ņ̶̥͓̣͙͒̏̎g̢̤ͦ͂͠͞ű̧̬̦̱͕̩̉̾̂̿̅ͥl̷̢̮̝̥͖̣̦̙̐̽̓̕a͙̼̟͓̯̤̲̫̾ͩ͛ͧͨ́̕r̤͇͓ͥ͒ͦ̓̽̒̓͟͢i̙̙͖̞ͦͩ͆ͭ͑̅̏̕͜͡t̯̯̲͒ͅỷ̩̞͓ͪ̽ͫͅ ̵̖͎̃̒͞ả̟̥͔̄̒͋̕n̩̋ͨ́̏ͅdͫ̈̈͛̋ͭ҉̳̻̱̟̺̲͚͝ ̸̯̝̬̟̎ͣͫ̆̾͡ḏ̷̨̤̯̘̬͛̒̃̈́̑͒͊͝ȇ̠͇̥̻̯̭̈́̓s̸̺̟͖̺̣̏̌̽ͬ͆̓ͣͧt̢̠̮̼͇ͯͬ͘r̩͖̿̇ͨ͗ő̷͍̜̟̙͔̬̇̕y̴̨̱͕͙͍͓̣̙̤̬̒ͥ̊͂͋s̜̱̙̯͓̝̜͍̊̐͘͠ ̵̧̡̭̥̺̫̦͈̊ͪ̚e͇͍̺̞̪̳̪ͬ̍̾͌͠v̨͎̪̯͍̮̱̤͖͖̋̌̒͌̂͜ë̪̳̺͖͍̞ͤͨ̄ͫ̂̅͠r̩̰͔̥̦̮̖ͦ͑͑̊͝ͅȳ̸̛̝̫̻̻̤̻̻͇̑́͊͋̅̅̽t̨̰̬̙̭͔̘̳͙͔̂̀ͭ͒͛͒ͨh̶͓̞̗͕͎ͨ͗̿͊ͭ͠͝i͓͙͖̼ͤ̍̑͑̐̐̈́ͯ͒́ͅn̴̷̫̭̲ͬ͆͛̓ͪ̾g̵͔̯͙̖̒̇̑̑̿͟ ̵̨̠̤̼̱͔̙̋ͧ͡a̸̧̞͉̳͈̝̩̖̓ͭ͟r̶̜̩̺̱̳͉͋̄͒̾ô̯̟̗̤̭͉̺̟̖͊̌̽ͤ͢ư̵̗̙͇̱̝͙͎͎͉͆̈ͨ͆̒̎͡n̢͉̬͕ͮͥͧ̄͋ͅd͔̼̤̟̦ͦ̇̈́̄̃͆͋ ̴̮̯͖̰̾̆ͣ̒ͧ͒̅͒ͩẏ̴̟̰͍̻̃͆̋̀o̳̼͙̘̽̒̿́́ͫͤ͆ụ̰̗͇̯ͪ̋ͦ̈ͫ

I insert a literal potato computer

The vending machine freezes and stops working.

I insert yo mama

you hear wood cracking and splintering, then a mirror breaking loudly, then the vending machine trembles once and explodes

i install a new vending machine and insert 1 venezualen dollar