Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 524304 times)

you get the same baked potato but its cut open with melted cheese, sour cream, minced bacon, and sliced green onion.


i insert an original copy of Super Mario Brothers for the NES

the vending machine starts jumping over and over again, constantly doing damage to the bottom of it. it's making an odd sound, akin to that of a fluorescent hum, but somewhat more melodic.


i insert the concept of language into the vending machine

you get English back because that is the only good language LOL


I insert a dead dog pizza

idk what that means. you get some kind of protogen virus

I insert a Chalcosoma atlas beetle

your house becomes infested with these beetles and they slowly eat out your soul in your sleep.

i insert myself

YOU COME BACK OUT W/  A UPS VAN AND FUR SUIT AND A MAP TO A LOCAL MCDONALDS



I insert an alive dog pizza