Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Pompmaker2]

you get a bottle, no cap

* Pompmaker1 inserts

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

you get a new Badspot's Mailbag post

I insert a metal press

[Pompmaker2]

you get a shiny new badge

I insert a 14 year old youtube video

[Blockomaniac]

you get paralyzer by finger 11

I insert a new youtube video

[Foxscotch]

you get jacob geller's latest, Art for No One

side note: this thread is significantly closer to its 20-year anniversary than it is to the 10-year anniversary mentioned in the title. if this forum is still around in two years we will see that time come

I insert a half-eaten box of assorted cookies from walmart

[Harry Mason]

You get a full bag of offbrand cookies.

I insert a copy of blockland gold deluxe

[blockguy™]

you get an empty bag of offbrand cookies

i insert a 2020 chevy silverado that i love driving

[Conan]

you get a wrecked car

i insert an e and a j keycap

[RobbinsonBlock]

You receive the dilapidated keyboard of a compulsive preteen video game rager. Many keys are missing, but the E and J appear brand new.

I insert an index card with a written date: "08/30/2017"

[Goth77]

the vending machine spits a tomato at you

i insert a grilled burrito

[catburritto]

You hear meowing come from the machine and multiple thuds coming down to the bottom. You get a catburrito.

I insert a disposable vape.

[Masterlegodude]

The vending machine emits vape smoke, you receive nothing otherwise

* Masterlegodude inserts Lego brick #26047

[Goth77]

* Masterlegodude inserts Lego brick #26047

the machine's alarm goes off alerting nearby security of suspicious activity

I insert a snickers candy bar (why am I giving candy to this machine?! shouldn't it be the other way around??)

[catburritto]

The vending machine sucks up the candy bar. You can hear munching noises coming from it... Shortly after a dollar bill comes out (It's pre 2008 recession prices).

I insert a Steam Deck with BL installed on it.

[Conan]

you get a blockland gameboy cartridge

i insert two pieces of toast (pre toasted)