W A I S T L A N D
T h e a t t a c k o f t h e c r a b s p i d e r s
check if your waist is still okay
check your waistline
Its still in its place and, its good lookin
clean the cum off the krusty krustacean's karapace and make each other kiss
You grab the crustacean and clean the loveual fluid off of its carpace, as you lean in to kiss it, it bites you on the lip
Grab the spider creature with the white stuff on it and lift it up and slam it, killing it. Then eat it.
After you rip it off of your lips, you slam it into the sand and decide to stomp it.
A 11/20 rollYou stomp it and it squeals, before you can finish it off it runs away into one of the holes.
share some dessert sand with them it is delicious
You throw some sand into the face of the crab-spiders, they don't seem to like it very much, some of them decide to advance FASTER towards you.
Show your dominance over this land and run around in circles while screaming
You decide to show the natural superiority of the human race over their rivals, the crab-spiders, so you decide to run around in circles and scream
A 14/20 rollYour scream sends chill down the spines of the crab-spiders and they QUICKLY return to their holes. Phew that was CLOSE.
try more of the dessert sand then retry the sand castle/home
You shove more of the dessert sand down your throat, still the same, rough and coarse taste. Then you decide to build your home again.
A 11/20 rollYou manage to build some of the house, the sand now listens to you now i guess.
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unknown command sv_cheats 1unknown command set-value_lowest_23football kick figure across the land
Whos figure ?
start thinking about where you are
You suddenly decide to think about where you are. You remember the name of this place, the waistland. This part of the waistland is called the carpacetown. East of the carpacetown is the true waistland, an unhabitable dessert, populated by nothing but the deadliest creatures the waistland has to offer and more. It is also said to have some of the biggest secret tresures and weapons this scorched earth has to offer. Thinking about theese weapons got you thinking about your old job, a raider. You remember how every raider clan of scorched earth had a symbol somwhere on their body, but you don't remember where exactly.
