Author Topic: Waistland  (Read 17133 times)

We must go back and initate a Crab battle
And then we must go to the obeslik

W A I S T  L A N D
C R A B  B A T T L E

We must go back and initate a Crab battle
And then we must go to the obeslik
Attempt to tame one of the crabs? (maybe as a companion?)
pet it or some stuff
tame it like in ark
knock it out, and force-feed it whilst it's unconscious
Pull waraxe out of ass and proceed to brutally murder the  crabs
As you go back to kill/tame the crab-spiders you suddenly see a giant flaming ball flying towards the direction of the crab nests. After serveral seconds the flaming ball falls straight on the crab-spider nest, and after that you can hear a loud explosion.

mine for diamonds
You don't have the tools required to mine such an expensive material

lick your upper lip until it becomes a habit
You lick your upper lip, now its a habit. Great.

make a dirt home
either dig down to the damp sand and make a sand hut, or use your spit and sand to make one
You decide to make your home, but suddenly another one of those fireballs starts falling, but much, MUCH closer to you. It falls 4 meters away from you, and destroys your house and it damages you heavly 56/100 health

execute order 77
You don't know what that order means.

We must make contact with our obelisk destroyer brothers,
You decide to make contact with your obelisk destroyer comrades, but you don't remember anything about where they live.

Code: [Select]
execute /singlplay_cheat_1
Server admin password required

nextlevel
Command /singlplay_cheat_1 not activated

hide in the nearest hiding spot

also lick your upper lip

Passward: passward
/singlplay_cheat_1

(assume ITS A UNIX SYSTEM)
Code: [Select]
ls /

investigate fireballs while licking your upper lip

Go towards signal of fireballs, hopefully this wizard is friendly

Go towards signal of fireballs, hopefully this wizard is friendly
Yank battleaxe out of brown town cavity and hold it over shoulder just in case he isnt


fireball = false;
level = level + 1;
while(true){
    for(int i = 0; i = crabs.length; i++){
         crabs[i - 1] = null;
    }
}


Sorry for not updating after a while, was busy. Also i wont do the coding/cheating/hacking part anymore.

W A I S T  L A N D
F I R E B A L L  G A L O R E

hide in the nearest hiding spot

also lick your upper lip
You decide to run away and hide, coward. You also lick your lip.

investigate fireballs while licking your upper lip
Go towards signal of fireballs, hopefully this wizard is friendly
You decide to leave your hidey hole, and you decide to move towards the wizard, like the brave moron you are. You also lick your lip.

Yank battleaxe out of brown town cavity and hold it over shoulder just in case he isnt
As you shove your arm in your ass to pull out the battleaxe you thought you had, you suddenly start shoving it deeper and deeper into your brown town cavity, after a while you scream out in pain and pull out. You can hear a loud yell from a nearby hill
"WHAT THE forget IS GOING ON THERE ?!"