Waistland

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blind them with sand and stomp on 'em

W A I S T  L A N D
C r a b s p i d e r  v s  m a n

disconnect
From what ?

Execute Command nextlevel
Unkown command execute command nextlevel

sv_cheats 1
impulse 101
noclip
Unknown command sv_cheats 1
Unknown command impulse 101
Unknown command noclip

im tempted to do the thing that i did in hivemind but i will not do that because that will make everyone hate me

attempt to hijack the ethereal d20 that is judging your moves to add +5 for the next turn
Command /singlplay_cheat_1 not activated

obtain lasers
shoot lasers at crabs
There isn't any laser weaponry available nearby.

beat the living forget out of those crab forgeters
like this
You enter GLORIOUS close combat with the crab-spiders
A 3/20 roll
A 8/20 roll
A 20/20 roll
A 14/20 roll

You miss a crab-spider, he bites you, hurting you. 96/100 health.
You nearly hit the second crab-spider, he manages to dodge your attack.
You smash the rock through the crab-spider's carapace, dealing him a near leathal blow, your second blow with the rock at him smashes him into meaty bits.
You hit the crab-spider and you smash its carapce, it runs away.

blind them with sand and stomp on 'em
You throw sand in their face.
A 7/20 roll
A 13/20 roll

The first crab manages to dodge your attack, but you hit the other one with sand and you stomp his carapace, making him unable to move.

make a brother some crab legs
You snatch the dead crab-spider's leg, it got sandy but you won't mind.
You devouver the crab-spider's leg.

EAT THE CRAB ALIVE.
You try to grab the crab that dodged your attack.
A 12/20 roll
You grab the crab but it bites your finger and it tries to scuttle away. 95/100

seduce crabs with +7 charisma
You try to seduce the crab.
A 12/20 roll
You try to seduce the crab, but its still a crab.

try to maybe find a different crab, sneak up on it with the sharpened rock, then smash it as hard as you can with the rock. then eat or something
skedaddle the forget out of there and do it later before the crabs get in large amounts and destroy yer waist
You run away like the coward you are.

Try to remember who you are
You try to remember who you are
A 18/20 roll
You don't exactly remember your name, but you do remember that you were an raider. A part of the destroyers of the obelisk. The obelisk is a city that is the opposite of the waistland. Where the waistland was an uncultured free land, the obelisk was a dictatorship, which had civilized citizen.

lick your upper lip until it becomes a habit

Code: [Select]
execute /singlplay_cheat_1

either dig down to the damp sand and make a sand hut, or use your spit and sand to make one



We must make contact with our obelisk destroyer brothers,



Pull waraxe out of ass and proceed to brutally murder the  crabs

Attempt to tame one of the crabs? (maybe as a companion?)
pet it or some stuff

Attempt to tame one of the crabs? (maybe as a companion?)
pet it or some stuff
tame it like in ark
knock it out, and force-feed it whilst it's unconscious
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