W A I S T L A N D
C r y i n g s i m u l a t o r
get into fetus position and cry
You lay down, curl yourself into a ball and start crying, as you cry, suddenly spider crabs exit from their holes.
Bore a hole into the ground so you have shelter against sandstorms.
begin to bury yourself in the sand and then enter the fetus position under the sand
You dig a hole in the sand to protect you from the sandstorm, then you enter the hole, curl up and cry.
try to take one of the rocks, and sharpen it by chipping it off of another, and then attempt to locate the crab that scurried off, keel it, and stuff its corpse in your pockets, or hold onto it for later when you get hungery.
As you sharpen the rock, one of the bastard spider crabs bites off a piece of you.
Health 98/100You decide to kill it with your rock
A 14/20 rollYou smash the carpace of the spider crab, and it runs away.
check if your waste is still ok
A bit of your waste was bitten off by the spider crab.
dub waistland as hipland
You name the waistland into hipland. Good for you. Another couple of spider crabs bite off chunks of your waist.
examine body
It seems how you are too busy fighting off crab spiders to check your body.
attempt to change the map to
grassyplains_WAISTLANDOOOO
Unknown command change the map to grassyplains_WAISTLANDOOOOtry using sum other code bruva