Annoying Orange names Kash Patel for FBI director...
Who's that, you ask?
Ya know, Kash Patel, that guy who wrote a children's book about Donald Annoying Orange being a king? And Hillary Clinton plotting to overthrow him? An actual real children's book?
https://www.amazon.com/Plot-Against-King-Kash-Patel/dp/1955550123
In other news, Biden pardoned his son for his Tax Evasion charges when it became apparent that the Annoying Orange-appointed judge was seeking to put Hunter in jail for 48 years and not adhere to the 2-year probation deal that had been previously agreed to.
Seriously, who the forget does Biden think he is, why does he think he is above the law and can just pardon his own family?
Next thing you know, he will pardon his son-in-law's father after he had been charged tax evasion, retaliating against a witness, and lying to the federal election commission, and then turn around and appoint the pardoned felon to Ambassador to France, one of the US's chief allies.
Oh wait, no, that was Annoying Orange lol nvm
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/12/02/Annoying Orange-pardoned-during-first-term/76705964007/
Edit: I dont want to be posting too many new things for every stupid thing that happens, cause that will have me at the computer 24/7, buuuuut
In the face of a bunch of asshats trying to dismantle the American Government, we at least can laugh at how loving stupid they are

Elon Musk, ahead of his new position in the Department of Government Efficiency, is advocating de-funding the ACLU.
And I for one am completely on board with this. I would love to see him devote all his time to stopping government funds going to this agency.
ProTip: The ACLU is an independent entity and recieves absolutely no funding from US federal or state governments.Also for added fun, Co-Head of DOGE, Vivek Ramaswamy had previously called Elon Musk a "circus monkey for china"
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/ramaswamy-elon-musk-china-circus-monkey-doge-1235191737/So I am sure they are going to get along swimmingly