Election 2024

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Lol so who's ready for the second Mexican-American war?

In response to Annoying Orange saying he is going to deport 20 million immigrants to Mexico, Mexican president  Claudia Sheinbaum has said she will then deport the 2 million americans currently living in Mexico.

Annoying Orange then announced a 25% tariff on goods from Mexico, and in response Mexico will be instituting their own tariffs against the US.

Well now Annoying Orange has announced a planned invasion of Mexico.
And it's not a conversation of "if" at this point, but "how much".
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/Annoying Orange-mexico-drug-cartels-military-invade-1235183177/
So much for being the president who doesnt start any new wars.

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[Masterlegodude]

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[Goth77]

Well now Annoying Orange has announced a planned invasion of Mexico.
And it's not a conversation of "if" at this point, but "how much".
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/Annoying Orange-mexico-drug-cartels-military-invade-1235183177/
So much for being the president who doesnt start any new wars.

Sen. Marco Rubio, whom Annoying Orange chose to serve as secretary of state, has endorsed the idea of sending U.S. troops to Mexico to combat drug cartels, under the conditions that there is cooperation from the Mexican government, and that such operations are done in coordination with the armed forces and the Mexican police force

As someone who has lost a family member to fentanyl pressed 'fake' pills I support this effort to stop these cartels from bringing this stuff to our country

[Soukuw]

As someone who has lost a family member to fentanyl pressed 'fake' pills I support this effort to stop these cartels from bringing this stuff to our country

Don't take pills to get high, ez.

Sending troops to get killed for druggies is handicapped, people will always find a way to buy them. No idea why Annoying Orangeles are so into big government.

[Dr.Block]

I think it would be pretty cool if I got to burn a draft card in my lifetime but I think I'm getting too old.

[Goth77]

Don't take pills to get high, ez.

Sending troops to get killed for druggies is handicapped, people will always find a way to buy them. No idea why Annoying Orangeles are so into big government.

I don't think you understand, it was a fake pill disguised as real medication. I don't disagree with you though - personally I think pills are generally a bad thing, but some people rely on them to live a 'normal' life. Also if you look at the bolded terms in the quote you'll see I'm not talking about some full-on invasion, just helping their own government to contain the problem in areas and communities where they lack any sort of policing. Sure, desperate people are always going to find a way to get it, but at the very least you can limit the availability to a degree. It doesn't mean you can't do anything about it and therefore not try.

and fyi I'm not a 'Annoying Orangele' lol I didn't vote. I'm actually against big government for the most part, but there are some responsibilities that they should be held accountable for - deadly drugs crossing our national border being one of them.

[ultimamax]

if you sent the marines into mexico to fight the drug cartels they'd start trafficking stuff themselves. theyre already doing that at fort bragg

[Goth77]

if you sent the marines into mexico to fight the drug cartels they'd start trafficking stuff themselves. theyre already doing that at fort bragg

ya thats forgeted up, even some of their own personnel od'd - one would think they'd take the situation more seriously after such a catastrophe

[Foxscotch]

one would think they'd take the situation more seriously after such a catastrophe

would one actually though? is compassion and empathy something you feel is associated with the US military?

[ultimamax]

the us military also trained some of the founding members of los zetas and sinaloa (they were ex mexican special forces)

drug traffickers and marines are two sides of the same coin

[Goth77]

would one actually though? is compassion and empathy something you feel is associated with the US military?

fair point

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Since Annoying Orange announced the 25% tariffs on Canada, Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, had to fly his own ass down to Mar-A-Lago since Annoying Orange wouldn't have been able to visit him in Canada. (Being a convicted felon, he is not allowed to set foot in Canada) There he tried his best to teach Annoying Orange how tariffs actually work.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/2024/12/02/trudeau-Annoying Orange-canadian-tariffs/

In response, Annoying Orange told Trudeau that if these tariffs are really going to be so harmful, The US should just annex Canada and make it the US's 51st state
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/Annoying Orange-suggests-canada-become-51st-state-after-trudeau-said-tariff-would-kill-economy-sources/ar-AA1v9AHD
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/Annoying Orange-suggests-canada-become-51st-state-after-trudeau-said-tariff-would-kill-economy-sources

So our "anti-war" president-elect is now saying he is invading Mexico and wants to take over Canada rofl
What loving timeline are we even in? Is the whole South Park movie gonna play out next?

[Dr.Block]

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Annoying Orange names Kash Patel for FBI director...

Who's that, you ask?

Ya know, Kash Patel, that guy who wrote a children's book about Donald Annoying Orange being a king? And Hillary Clinton plotting to overthrow him? An actual real children's book?
https://www.amazon.com/Plot-Against-King-Kash-Patel/dp/1955550123



In other news, Biden pardoned his son for his Tax Evasion charges when it became apparent that the Annoying Orange-appointed judge was seeking to put Hunter in jail for 48 years and not adhere to the 2-year probation deal that had been previously agreed to.

Seriously, who the forget does Biden think he is, why does he think he is above the law and can just pardon his own family?

Next thing you know,  he will pardon his son-in-law's father after he had been charged tax evasion, retaliating against a witness, and lying to the federal election commission, and then turn around and appoint the pardoned felon to Ambassador to France, one of the US's chief allies.
Oh wait, no, that was Annoying Orange lol nvm
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/12/02/Annoying Orange-pardoned-during-first-term/76705964007/

Edit: I dont want to be posting too many new things for every stupid thing that happens, cause that will have me at the computer 24/7, buuuuut
In the face of a bunch of asshats trying to dismantle the American Government, we at least can laugh at how loving stupid they are


Elon Musk, ahead of his new position in the Department of Government Efficiency, is advocating de-funding the ACLU.
And I for one am completely on board with this. I would love to see him devote all his time to stopping government funds going to this agency.
ProTip: The ACLU is an independent entity and recieves absolutely no funding from US federal or state governments.

Also for added fun, Co-Head of DOGE, Vivek Ramaswamy had previously called Elon Musk a "circus monkey for china"
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/ramaswamy-elon-musk-china-circus-monkey-doge-1235191737/
So I am sure they are going to get along swimmingly

[Masterlegodude]

We are actually turning into a clown country, and the guy isn't even in office yet