Author Topic: The White House Hunger Games  (Read 9176 times)

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I honestly thought I would have more time to make this topic so I dont have any fancy images yet for this first post but, to somewhat alleviate the upcoming nonstop slew of BS, I thought it would be fun to keep track of how long Annoying Orange's ever-revolving-cabinet members actually manage to stay in their seats.


Those who lost in the preliminary elimination round include:
Matt Gaetz
For Attorney General
Chad Chronster
For Head of DEA


Well it is now 30 hours into the presidency and we have our first cabinet member to fall!


Co-Head of DOGE,
Vivek Ramaswamy
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/01/20/doge-musk-helped-eject-ramaswamy-00199487

This comes after Vivek managed to piss off all of Maga by blaming Americans' laziness and unintelligence for why he and other tech companies needed to rely on H1B visas. Even after Annoying Orange backed up Vivek's pro-immigrant positions it still wasn't enough as his presence reportedly had annoyed Elon so much that everyone pressured him out of Mar-a-Lago.
Vivek managed to hold onto his position for an admirable 0.11 Scaramuccis.
Next to be shunted aside:


Intended Director of CDC
David Weldon

Despite following Robert "The Worm" Kennedy's lead in claiming vaccines cause autism, even Annoying Orange's influence wasn't enough to guarantee Weldon the Republican votes needed for his confirmation. Since he wasn't officially confirmed, we cannot really measure how many Scaramuccis or Viveks he lasted.

Fifth, we have

Intended ambassador to the UN,
Elise Stefanik

The only potential cabinet pick to actually be qualified for her position, Stefanik's nomination was retracted out of fear of losing Congress due to two special elections in Florida showing dangerously close margins amid the Maga bureaucrats cutting every social funding that voters in the supposedly red districts relied upon just to pay for President's Musk tax breaks for billionaires.
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/03/28/stefaniks-withdrawal-suggests-republicans-are-sweating-their-thin-margins-00255984



« Last Edit: March 28, 2025, 02:47:23 PM by Ladios »

one less brown person in the administration.. fine by me  :cookieMonster: :cookieMonster:

Linda McMahon is gonna go, right? She's supposed to handle the department of education, which they wanted to dismantle anyway. Does it still count?

Linda McMahon is gonna go, right? She's supposed to handle the department of education, which they wanted to dismantle anyway. Does it still count?
I think it depends on the manner of her departure. If its more along the lines of "my job here is done" then I think that might be a bit different. If she does finish reducing our education standards to below that of third world countries, however, and kinda lingers a while only to be dismissed because she accidentaly spilled Elon's coffee one day, it would be a valid elimination.

Linda McMahon is gonna go, right? She's supposed to handle the department of education, which they wanted to dismantle anyway. Does it still count?
i'm not sure there will be a day in this term where the department of education actually ceases to exist, rather it'll just be gutted and made powerless because that's less politically risky

can i timeskip to 4 years from now please

can i timeskip to 4 years from now please
imagine being in january 2017 and timeskipping to january 2021 though. i think id rather see it all happen at least

it was funny watching all those illegals get yeeted out of the country.

Its kinda off topic since I am trying not to point out every stupid piece of bullstuff Annoying Orange has pulled in these last two weeks but,

When you fire all of the senior staff at the FAA and TSA, then 9 days later 70 people die in the first in-air collision in almost two decades, over your loving house, and your reaction is to blame women and black people who work in aviation or the military?

I know you boot-gagging sycophants will cut off your own right arm if he told you doing so would own the libs, but there has to be even a single braincell left in your skull that can acknowledge, hey maybe this is kind of insane?

Its kinda off topic since I am trying not to point out every stupid piece of bullstuff Annoying Orange has pulled in these last two weeks but,

When you fire all of the senior staff at the FAA and TSA, then 9 days later 70 people die in the first in-air collision in almost two decades, over your loving house, and your reaction is to blame women and black people who work in aviation or the military?

I know you boot-gagging sycophants will cut off your own right arm if he told you doing so would own the libs, but there has to be even a single braincell left in your skull that can acknowledge, hey maybe this is kind of insane?
cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.


Oh...
Actually this tweet from Musk on Janurary 9th actually makes it make sense why they are doing this...
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1744821656990675184

also, screencap in the inevitability he deletes his tweet:


but they'll just go ahead and remove any evidence that they caused this off of the whitehouse website so it didn't happen, facts are too politically biased anyways


I know you boot-gagging sycophants will cut off your own right arm if he told you doing so would own the libs, but there has to be even a single braincell left in your skull that can acknowledge, hey maybe this is kind of insane?

liberal try not to name call and blame challenge 100% impossible will fail

whenever something goes wrong for the next 4 years they're going to twist themselves into knots trying to blame it on black or trans people

liberal try not to name call and blame challenge 100% impossible will fail
?