Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Master Matthew˛]

You get a Blockland Soda. It's missing the opening tab and the slot the tab would open.
But hey, it looks pretty nice.

I insert CactusCoin.

[Ad Bot]

[maxymax13]

You get pricked by the coin while inserting it. The machine accepts the blood on the coin as extra credit. You get 17$.

I insert a soda can tab.

[Master Matthew˛]

The machine makes a weird clicking sound and then it starts smoking.

I insert stonks.

[Goth77]

you get a solid brick with engraved text "wall street crash"

I insert conkers bad fur day 64 cartridge

[[Braydon]]

i need nuke

*inserts nuke*

[Metalliku]

after not following the game correctly by not answering to the previous message the machine rejects giving you anything, good job

i insert a very old and rusty key

[VTECPicaro]

You recieve the same key back, only polished and brand new and- wait a minute... this isn't your key! it's a cheap walmart minute key replacement for it!

I Put in a $2 Bill.

[NumberOneTuxedo]

THAT'S loving PATHETIC DOLLARS YOU GET NOTHING forget YOU

I insert one DVD with no art, labeled "Fortnite" in marker.

[BrickQuake]

The machine shudders and spits out a physical copy of PUBG written in erasable colored pencil, turns out this box is actually just paper and tape with a blank disc which happens to have a family guy episode burned onto it



I insert the numpad 9 key

[maxymax13]

you get the numpad 4, numpad plus, and numpad 5 keys

i insert the scroll lock key

[Filipe]

Nothing happens because the scroll lock key is almost useless nowadays.

I insert a floppy disk drive of unknown origins.

[failbros2]

the floppy disk does not process. the vending machine was updated to be more modern, and as a result does no longer process your ancient technology

I insert a USB flash drive of unknown origins.

[P1xel]

The vending machine starts to corrupt, as the USB had a virus on it. Fortunately, the vending machine didn't break, and you got a free drink.


I insert a punch card containing code from a unknown origins into the machine.

[maxymax13]

the machine folds the card into a paper plane and charges you 2$ (by giving you a -2$ coin)

i insert the concept of a concept itself

[Pompmaker2]

you get the realness of realness itself, but before you can grab it Plato lectures you for five hours about the possible non-existence of the world and how everything could be a hallucination in your mind

I insert chocolate chip ice cream