Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Master Matthew˛]

You get a Blockland Soda. It's missing the opening tab and the slot the tab would open.
But hey, it looks pretty nice.

I insert CactusCoin.

[Ad Bot]

[maxymax13]

You get pricked by the coin while inserting it. The machine accepts the blood on the coin as extra credit. You get 17$.

I insert a soda can tab.

[Master Matthew˛]

The machine makes a weird clicking sound and then it starts smoking.

I insert stonks.

[Goth77]

you get a solid brick with engraved text "wall street crash"

I insert conkers bad fur day 64 cartridge

[[Braydon]]

i need nuke

*inserts nuke*

[Metalliku]

after not following the game correctly by not answering to the previous message the machine rejects giving you anything, good job

i insert a very old and rusty key

[VTECPicaro]

You recieve the same key back, only polished and brand new and- wait a minute... this isn't your key! it's a cheap walmart minute key replacement for it!

I Put in a $2 Bill.