Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Qwepir]

You end up creating a pocket of anti-time which sends you to every point in the universe in the same nanosecond.

* Qwe inserte Star Trek TNG.

[Ad Bot]

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

You end up creating a pocket of anti-time which sends you to every point in the universe in the same nanosecond.

* Qwe inserte Star Trek TNG.

You get nothing.

* Master Shadow Phoenix inserts morphine.

[Loopyla1]

You die.

               *Loopy inserts Adelthesuper

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

You die.

               *Loopy inserts Adelthesuper

You get Chesse20 in return.

* Master Shadow Phoenix inserts a boot.

[Loopyla1]

You get a monday

       *Loopy inserts a snake

[Madmitten]

you get a baby

 *Madmitten inserts ARC

[Loopyla1]

You get fjdkbaserhkhsibvrai

       *Loopy inserts trainman1

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

You get trainman2.

* Master Shadow Phoenix inserts water.

[Loopyla1]

You get piss

       *Loopy inserts a baby

[Madmitten]

you get a teenager

*Madmitten inserts Chaos Faction

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

You get Red Faction.

* I insert tomato sauce.

[ultimamax]

You get Ketchup.

I put in ultra-ham.

[Vulgus]

You get turkey. I insert quarter and punch in B 12

[goz3rr]

Machine makes a beeping sound and displays "OUT OF STOCK".
No money is returned D:

* Goz3rr puts 1$ in

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

You get a Portal Gun.

* I insert a grenade.