Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[sorrel]

You get a child molester.

I insert my homework.

[Ad Bot]

[Trymos]

You get a F- and you were expelled from school and your parents grounded you till college.

I insert a boomerang.

[Pompmaker1]

You get a Potato with a robotic eye stuck to it.
It does horrible arpeture-related experiments on you for the rest of your life.

I insert a weighted cube.

[Texan101]

You get a film of the Companion Cube getting incinerated!

* Texan101 Inserts Meagan Fox.

[Altered]

You get hot love.

* Altered inserts ABO.

[Pompmaker1]

You die of myopia.

I insert the film of the incinerated cube.

[Demian]

You receive ownership of 4chan.

* Demian inserts uTorrent

[Mr Man]

You get creep bear

I insert a weighted storage cube

[pecon7]

You recieve Portal 2.

* pecon7 inserts 50 cents.

[KetaTheCat]

You get Black Ops.

*Django inserts HIS copy of CoD 3.

[pecon7]

You receive a statement telling you that you need to play better games.

* pecon7 inserts a chicken

[LeeroyBlockhead]

You obtain....

500 rupees!

*Leeroy inserts HIS copy of Feep's Childhood 2: The Return of Feep

[KetaTheCat]

You win some chocolate, and a Turn Sandwich.

*Django inserts his best friend.

[Feep]

you obtain a feep. YOUR WORST FRIEND.

* Feep inserts a snake

[Shadowed999]

you now have a vagina

* Shadowed inserts his two cents.