Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Mr Man]

You get Santa Claus

I insert a slip of paper with the math problem 10 divided by 0 and tell it to do the math

[Ad Bot]

[Teneksi]

It gives you a "cannot divide by zero" error.

*Eksi inserts a broken graphing calculator

[Trymos]

You get a working ungraphing calculator.

I turn into a ghost and insert my body.

[awesomeman322]

You get grinded up meat.

*awesomeman322 inserts a pony

[Clone v.117]

you receive a crushed corpse and a annoying meme.
*clone inserts a spoon

[LeetZero]

You get a fork.

* LeetZero inserts a vending machine.

[Sunflowergirl62]

You get a cube of compressed rubbish and a bag of in-flight peanuts.

Sunflower inserts a bowl of ramen.

[Sunflowergirl62]

I press return change and get the ramen back out I order to eat it due to a lonely thread. =d
Sunflower inserts herself because she is bored. She is turned into a chibi and pit in slot D-6

[Clone v.117]

you receive nothing because you are inside the machine
*clone inserts a coke

[Joekirk]

You receive twenty-five cents.

* Joekirk  Inserts Twenty-five cents.

[nariofan101]

You get your 25 cents back because it was either dirty or broken.

(Maybe because you punched a hole in it?)

I insert a ham

[star9578]

You get a turkey.

*star9578 inserts a grenade.

[Clone v.117]

you get a funeral
*clone inserts a moldy piece of carrot

[Sunflowergirl62]

You get a fungal disease.

*Sunflower inserts what wealthy people need, poor people have, and what will kill you if eaten

[Trymos]

You get a note. That says you are now rich and careless.

I insert all the overused memes.