Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[pie man]

You get a ipod touch




I enter my hunting bow

[Ad Bot]

[YorkTown95]

You get a Huntsman.

*YorkTown95 inserts weapons of mass distruction.

[pie man]

You get a 9mm pistol



I enter My steam account

[Mr Man]

You get a sandvich


I pull the bullet out of my body and insert it

[pecon98]

You receive a bulllub.

* pecon98 inserts $10

[.:FancyPants:.]

You receive 10 1$ bills.

I insert disc 3 to continue.

[S7]

You get an outdated version of Microsoft Office.

I insert lolrus

[Herrerarausaure]

you get a banana



I insert an elephant. (I will not detail how I did that)

[pie man]

You get an zebra







I insert my Ipod touch

[.:FancyPants:.]

You receive an error. Then you are mistakenly given an iPhone 4.


I insert the vending machine INTO ITSELF.

[Mr Man]

You get a mammoth

I insert a creeper

[Jerkface]

You get me!  Yay!

I insert myself.

[Mr Man]

You get yourself back


I insert a zombie

[ChappersTeddy]

The zombie jumps out.
ChappersTeddy inserts £1.

[Mr Man]

You get a canadian dollar

I put the zombie back in