Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 1107861 times)

You get bitchslapped

I insert a strange Pink Pony's cracked skull

You earn a whole set of [DATA EXPUNGED]

I insert a quarter.

You get a mouth-full of moldy brown stuff.


I insert a broken ps3.

You get a yellow light

I insert a CD!

You get Justin Bieber


I don't want to insert anything at the moment.

You get nothing

I insert  :cookieMonster:

You get  :cookie:

I insert mein freund's snake.

You get something

I insert um, SCP-055? That is if the vending machine can even recognize it.

You get something

I insert um, SCP-055? That is if the vending machine can even recognize it.

The vending machine becomes jammed.

I fix it and insert ice-cream.

You get 2. Lucky.

I insert another pound.

The Vending Machine rejects it, it was suddenly hacked to only take USD.

I insert my credit card. (i don't have one)

You get a butt plug signed by michael jackson

I insert myself into the vending machine.

you get inner peace

I insert a vial of smallpox

You get a flatscreen TV due to errors in the machine. Congratulations.

I find one dollar in the machine and put it back in correctly.

You receive 40 nickles.
* pecon98 inserts 42 cents.