Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Pompmaker1]

You get a LAPTOP!
(the upper half of someone's legs, also known as a lap.)

*Pompmaker1 inserts a calculator

[Ad Bot]

[bµbbler]

You get a LAPTOP!
(the upper half of someone's legs, also known as a lap.)

*Pompmaker1 inserts a calculator

holy nipples massive bump

You get rageing numbers for waking up the machine after 2 months

I insert my pirate hat

[pecon98]

You get a christmas cracker.

* pecon98 inserts $3.

[Mr Man]

You get nothing.
(what is DA?)

Inserts Cookie Monsters Cookies 

Deviantart

You get a christmas cracker.

* pecon98 inserts $3.

You get 3 British pounds

I insert SCP-682

[Lesrock]

you get SCP-001

I insert a grenade with the pin pulled.

[ShadowYoshi294]

You get a bomb with almost no fuse left. Sorry.

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts hexadecimal codes

[Pompmaker1]

You get binary codes.

I insert a chunk of Ununoctium.

[Lusk]

You get a can of air

I insert $1

[LegendZ]

You get returned a million fold.

* LegendZ inserts a million fold.

[Blocki]

You get a bomb with a timer on it

Inserts $5

[Superbot]

you get eternal poverty

* Superbot inserts midi fighter

[LegendZ]

You get a fighter midi.

* LegendZ inserts the bomb with a timer on it.

[PurpleMetro]

You get the bomb with the timer on it returned to you, and it explodes.
PurpleMetro * inserts $1

[bµbbler]

The machine says "wtf what is one dollar to me??" and you get nothing

I insert my bubble.

[Pompmaker1]

You get a bubble pomp.
BUBBLE!

I insert a three year old slice of cheese.