Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Blockland1337]

You get 25 bags of poo!

* Blockland1337 inserts the end of the world = V21!

[Ad Bot]

[Commander sushi]

you get shadows.
Commander Sushi inserts £1.

[Alex Man!]

you get a american dollar


i insert $1.50

[Alyx Vance]

You get nothing because the machine doesn't like you.



I insert my shirt.

[packersfan682]

You get pants

I insert President Obama

[Alex Man!]

you get copyright fees


i insert children.

[Grodus]

You get an abortion.

I insert a pokemon card.

[Alex Man!]

you get a birthday pikachu

I insert child slaves i saved from Uganda, and now in return are MY slaves

[Trymos]

you get dog stuff.

i insert a pirated game.

[Kumquat]

You get Gabe Newell with a AWP, and hes pissed.
I insert a plastic cup

[ThinkInvisible]

                 [[Kumquat has obtained the Wooden Sticks x64!]]
[[Press A to open Crafting, press B to put it in the furnace like an idiot.]]

I insert the vending machine into another vending machine.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* ThinkInvisible gets vending machine version 2.

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts a wallet full of money and a half-full coffee cup

[Spectrum2]

The coffee tarnishes the money in the wallet. you get nothing.

* Spectrum2 inserts his snake 

[Tømpson]

You get a handjob
I insert spectrums semen

[Moppy]

You get a giant jar of pee.
*inserts a canadian quarter, a ruble, a us dime, a ducat, and a shilling.