Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Man 2]

Florida orange juice spouts from the coin return slot for ~15 seconds. The machine vibrates softly, and one of a pair of Nike cleats materializes 5.2m north-northwest of the vending machine.

* Man 2 inserts a wireless computer mouse and a table lamp.

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Man 2 gets an LED wireless mouse, however, it drains battery life slightly faster

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts something labeled "Caution", something labeled "Danger", and some other thing labeled "Warning".

[Christopher P.]

COME ON TOPIC DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!

ShadowYoshi294 gets a silo of nuclear waste.

I insert a love letter.

[BlackMod]

receives a hate letter

Puts in a packet of gum

[Broze]

You get a explosive rubber ducky

You put in your genitals.

[Counter98]

I thought we were supposed to put in money?

Put in $1.
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[Next person] You get a big-screen TV.
Puts in $1.
And so goes on.
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Ok, serious now.

you win a bag of poop!
  *felix inserts $80000000000000000000*

[Coulmbai]

you get 1$ back

I insert my hand

[manofthefuture]

you get 1$ back

I insert my hand

You got your hand back but it is now sprained.

Inserts 1 doge

[LegendZ]

You suddenly feel hote.

I insert a void.

[manofthefuture]

You suddenly feel hote.

I insert a void.

The Void ended the world.
Inserts 100 lights

[HellHound]

You receive a string of 100 christmas lights.

I insert a coin larger than the coin slot.

[huddles]

The machine gradually breaks the coin in half, and gives you stale popcorn.

I insert my phone.

[Kumquat]

You get a battery 

I insert a Pontiac

[padmedog]

You get a battery 

I insert a Pontiac

You get Master Chief.

* padmedog inserts a Vending Machine

[ShadowYoshi294]

* padmedog gets Vendception

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts the Sun