Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[eddierocks2000]

You get someone that doesn't understand the format.

I insert a baby panda bear.

[Ad Bot]

[Slate521]

You get the crushed remains of a baby panda bear.

I insert $1.25.

[Kumquat]

You get a dr peoper
i insert a bag of cheez itzzz

[Slate521]

You get the crushed remains of a

bag of cheez-its.

I insert a penny.

[Alyx Vance]

You get penny AIDS



I enter a hooker.

[Shadowed999]

Then finish the job!

:3


I enter 50 solar wulongs

[Slate521]

you get a longwu.

i insert 50 Altairian dollars.

[Theepicman]

You get a 100 Altairian dollar bill but it's a timebomb.


Theepicamn Inserts A Tsunami and runs off to leave the prize for the next guy.

[eddierocks2000]

You get to go on an undersea adventure after swimming into the huge tidal wave using your aquaman powers.

You insert a solar flare.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* eddierocks2000 gets some minor glitches and stuff. No biggie.

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts a ded doge

[ThinkInvisible]

You have recieved...

2 ded doges. Great.


I throw a wrench in the works.

[Slate521]

You get a dodgeball.

I insert a forged dollar bill.

[ThinkInvisible]

You receive a furnace.

I insert a robot designed to insert 25 cents repeatedly.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* ThinkInvisible overloads the machine and the machine explodes along with the robot. A new vending machine spawns.

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts his avatar

[Theepicman]

Your avatar comes out as cum


Theepicman inserts the sun and runs off to Houstan NASA HQ and steals a rocket ship, drives and lands on the moon.