Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Sheezy]

The microwave explodes and the shrapnel flys into your face at 600 mph

* Sheezy inserts a dead body

[Ad Bot]

[BlockBrain]

You get a

*Block Brain stuffs  into the Vending machine  

[Telly]

You get an old record of "Who Is the Doctor" by Jon Pertwee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLXOO9PnnMQ

Telly inserts the CD "Erasers on Pencils" by Ceili Rain

[Telly]

You get a *Bump*

*Telly inserts Neil Cicirega's spare glasses

[black knight]

you get 1 million dollars


*black knight inserts a magazine

[bananalad123]

You get a bump

*banbrown townad123 inserts the bump

[Otis Da HousKat]

You get a gun to shoot black knight in the face for having a CAD avatar

* Otis Da HousKat inserts a purple scrotum.

[IbanZ]

You get out a bunch of people pissing their pants over seeing a part of the human atanomy.
* Iban inserts a monday.

[Otis Da HousKat]

The machine breaks.

* Otis Da HousKat inserts a noose.

[black knight]

you get hanged




*black knight inserts his resame tog et a new avatar

[Colten]

What?

*Colten inserts a carp

[Sheezy]

YOU GET A PURE loving RAY OF DOOM, LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. THAT MACHINE REFINED ALL THAT CARPS PURE EVIL AND PUT IT INTO A NICE LASER BEAM, AIMED AT THE WORLD.

* Sheezy inserts unicorn soap

[SuperSnake117]

You get rejected; a unicorn washed his ass with it.

* Supersnake117 inserts a pile of whale stuff.

[iFool]

You get human corpses due to the whale stuff crushing them beneath its weight.

* iFool inserts Joe Lieberman

[SuperSnake117]

You get a male corpse that is crushed.

* Supersnake117 craps in the vending machine after he ate bananas.