Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 1125267 times)

Sheezy · July 20, 2008, 01:25:56 PM

The microwave explodes and the shrapnel flys into your face at 600 mph

* Sheezy inserts a dead body

Ad Bot · Advertisement

BlockBrain · July 21, 2008, 03:57:58 AM

You get a

*Block Brain stuffs�

into the Vending machine

Telly · July 29, 2008, 11:41:12 PM

You get an old record of "Who Is the Doctor" by Jon Pertwee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLXOO9PnnMQ

Telly inserts the CD "Erasers on Pencils" by Ceili Rain

Telly · August 09, 2008, 02:41:25 AM

You get a *Bump*

*Telly inserts Neil Cicirega's spare glasses

black knight · August 23, 2008, 11:26:59 PM

you get 1 million dollars

*black knight inserts a magazine

bananalad123 · August 23, 2008, 11:28:13 PM

You get a bump

*banbrown townad123 inserts the bump

Otis Da HousKat · August 23, 2008, 11:29:26 PM

You get a gun to shoot black knight in the face for having a CAD avatar

* Otis Da HousKat inserts a purple scrotum.

IbanZ · August 23, 2008, 11:30:32 PM

You get out a bunch of people pissing their pants over seeing a part of the human atanomy.
* Iban inserts a monday.

Otis Da HousKat · August 23, 2008, 11:31:20 PM

The machine breaks.

* Otis Da HousKat inserts a noose.

black knight · August 23, 2008, 11:39:31 PM

you get hanged

*black knight inserts his resame tog et a new avatar

Colten · August 23, 2008, 11:41:29 PM

What?

*Colten inserts a carp

Sheezy · August 24, 2008, 01:11:19 AM

YOU GET A PURE loving RAY OF DOOM, LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. THAT MACHINE REFINED ALL THAT CARPS PURE EVIL AND PUT IT INTO A NICE LASER BEAM, AIMED AT THE WORLD.

* Sheezy inserts unicorn soap

SuperSnake117 · August 24, 2008, 01:29:35 AM

You get rejected; a unicorn washed his ass with it.

* Supersnake117 inserts a pile of whale stuff.

iFool · August 24, 2008, 01:52:24 AM

You get human corpses due to the whale stuff crushing them beneath its weight.

* iFool inserts Joe Lieberman

SuperSnake117 · August 24, 2008, 01:56:19 AM

You get a male corpse that is crushed.

* Supersnake117 craps in the vending machine after he ate bananas.