Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Grassy]

You get a Igloo full of dead polar bears

* Grassy inserts A pony, coke bottle, #yoloswag and someone's car.

[Ad Bot]

[SnowBunny]

You get a cupcake.

I insert a scrap metal.

[Tetris]

you get a metal origami dove

i insert a knife

[Subpixel]

You get a cupcake.

I insert a scrap metal.

You get claptrap's richard.
* Subpixel inserts his own rectum.

[-Maxx-]

You get a vagina.
I insert Windows 95

[SnowBunny]

You get Windows 96.

I insert a can of coke.

[[Na Pulse]]

You get Windows 96.

I insert a can of coke.

As you insert the can, the vending machine eats your body whole, Thinking it was the coke that was inserting YOU in the machine.
the cola gets a Pizza.

I Insert 1 Euro.

[LegendZ]

You get $0.99

* LegendZ inserts Nonnel

[Pah1023]

You get a Suit.

I insert a feather.

[DJ3K]

You get nothing

I insert nothing

[SnowBunny]

You get a pair of goggles.

I insert a shotgun shell.

[Gum]

You get a pistol instead.

* Gum inserts a dead chicken

[Subpixel]

You get a canned pet.
* Subpixel inserts his snake.

[-Maxx-]

Yu gt vagina huehuehue
I nsert wnders sevn

[Bester Bageler]

you get an updated wnders ate

Thy puts in thou 3 royal shellings