Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Niff]

You get the best mouse ever

I insert blockland fourms

[Ad Bot]

[BlockoCrafter]

You get the best forums ever (Oh wait, it already is.)

I insert a package peanut.

[morningstar]

You get 2 real peanuts. 

I insert a fountain pen.

[childofdarkness016]

You get a fountain that shoots out ink instead of water.

I kick the vending machine and say, "You can't manipulate me, you fascist!"

[manofthefuture]

You get a nuke looking device that teleports you into a server where your admin but doesn't have banning privlages, filled with noobs asking for admin for which if you kick come back...

Inserts a 1980's Macintosh...

[TristanLuigi]

You get a pile of stuff.
I insert the XBOX One.

[The Resonte!]

You get a pile of stuff.

I insert candy corn

[16-Bit]

You get vegetable corn
I insert a glass of coke

[GregtheMajor5748]

You get ∞ packs of Pepsi!
I insert all the nukes North Korea has.

Please don't tell me I killed the thread. If it did, I will start my own.

[RaR]

you get a big kick in the ass for being an attention whore with too much self pity

I insert 1 coke.

[Romulus of the sky]

You get a Dr.Pepper

I insert a handgun.

[BluetoothBoy]

You get a vending machine. O.o

I insert my spare foot.

[Swat 3]

Spits it back out, you inserted it on the wrong side. (Heel goes first.)

I insert a loving dollar bill :O

[BluetoothBoy]

You get a Hotwheels car.

I insert a steg-o-saurus.

[Romulus of the sky]

You get shards of broken glass.

I insert an empty cup of ramen.