Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[jarelash]

* found a mann co. Supply crate series #57

*Jarelash inserts 2 refined metal

[Ad Bot]

[Zanaran2]

You get a Stout Shako.

I insert Jimbles Notronbo.

[The Resonte!]

you get egg

i insert the universe

[GregtheMajor5748]

You caused a dimensional rift. Way to go, starfish.

* I insert the dimensional rift

[Khorde]

* I insert the dimensional rift

you get fisted

i insert 3 blank cds

[BlockoCrafter]

Original 3 Star Wars movies get!

I insert a foam cup.

[HellHound]

You get a foam cup filled with water.

I insert a .45 handgun round.

[Darksaber2213]

You get a foam cup filled with water.

I insert a .45 handgun round.

The round flies back to you out of the coin return slot and shoots you in the arm.

* Darksaber2213 inserts the forum Help Button

[Texan101]

You got a 2000 page manual to the forums.

* Texan101 inserts a quarter.

[HellHound]

You get two dimes and a nickel.

I insert 20 tons of sea water.

[The Subject]

You sea 20 tons of salter water splash you.

I insert a blue Gatorade bottle.

[Legoboss]

You get a red Gatorade bottle

I insert a paper that predicts everything that happens in Forum Island

[HellHound]

You get a paper that predicts everything that won't happen in Forum Island.

I insert a fortune cookie.

[The Subject]

You get a cookie fortune.

I insert a blanket.

[HellHound]

You get several rags that appear to be made up of the blanket.

I insert a two dollar bill and press the D5 button.