Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Alyx Vance]

You get a malfunctioned machine. So therefor, you get ripped off.




I insert $1 and press B4

[Ad Bot]

[Legoboss]

You get several rags that appear to be made up of the blanket.

I insert a two dollar bill and press the D5 button.

You roll a D6

I put in the next person to die in Forum Island, hoping to see who it will be

[Dre5567]

you get legoboss
i insert Yoga

[HellHound]

You get a yoga mat.


I insert a terribly written fanfiction

[Lego lad]

You get the forums admin password

I insert one of Glass's alts

[Slammer1337]

You get one of Setro's alts.

I insert the Search mechanism.

[GregtheMajor5748]

people wanting to kill you searched up where you are and they arrived in time to kill you.

* I tore off the arm the machine grows to hold a 12 guage shotgun and inserts it. I then break the shotgun in two and inserts the pieces.

[Zanaran2]

It reassembles the shotgun for you to keep. It even made ammunition!

I insertresni I

[Lego lad]

It reassembles the shotgun for you to keep. It even made ammunition!

I insertresni I

You get a


I insert my school ID

[Crispy_]

you get one gram of dirt

i insert a zimmer man

[HellHound]

The machine shoots out 150 gallons of boiling hot water.

I insert a king size mattress

[ßlöükfáce]

The machine shoots out 150 gallons of boiling hot water.

I insert a king size mattress

It gives the mattress to me because

King size

I insert my compooter

[HellHound]

You get a pile of computer parts

I insert a jelly bean into the bill slot of the machine.

[GregtheMajor5748]

There is a Mexican Jumping Bean that looks like a jelly bean with a troll face on it saying "U Jelly?"

Sorry if I am being tribal to Mexicans

* I insert research of the King

having love with the Queen while a prince and princess are watching with the prince masturbating.

[Crispy_]

you get a very crappy youtube poop called "link steals the king's dinner"


i insert my severed hand