Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Bomb Kirby]

You get Torin202.

I insert KillerCop's newest thread.

[Ad Bot]

[Xphifre]

You get Torin202.

I insert KillerCop's newest thread.

NOOO IT WAS FINALLY DIEING
WHY DID YOU BUMP IT

[Maxwell.]

you know what irks me? when someone makes a thread about something old that is not on the front page so people bump it to make it look like that the most recent thread owner is dumb
ass move bomb kirby

[the hacker]

Usually when a thread gets linked and can still be bumped, someone will inevitably bump it. I did that with Sirealth's GBT thread before.

[Rabbot32]

You get Torin202.

I insert KillerCop's newest thread.

Getting on topic.

Machine takes pity and gives you a Daki.

I insert my copy of Minecraft v0.30.

[}]Crazy[{]

you get to choose a new laptop for 900 dolrs less

i insert a ticket with ,,excruciating'' on it

[WaterOre]

I didn't think I'd ever see this thread again
You get a knife plunged into your stomach.

* WaterOre inserts an illuminati triangle.

[Kohoutek]

I get the Reptilian New World Order

I insert a 17th century fort.

[}]Crazy[{]

you get a pile of rocks to build  a 18th century fort

i insert the devil

[Planr]

you get Jesus strangling and destroying the devil

I insert a pound of salmon

[newspeed12]

You get 2 pounds of fish sticks

I lnsert a $2 bill

[Snaked_Snake]

You get a bee.

* Snaked_Snake inserts snake

[Refticus]

the machine yanks it off. you recieve a robo dong.

i put the machine inside the machine.

[Bomberguy]

you get the same machine over and over and over again because you created a time paradox in which when you put something that dispenses something it will dispense
itself

I insert ALLLAUH AUCKBAR

[Space1255]

You get shot.

(inserts illuminati symbol)