Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[News]

you get

i insert insert name here

[Ad Bot]

[Willymcmilly]

You get an [ERROR: Object 'insert name here' could not be found or is damaged.]

I insert a USB stick with Ubuntu burned into it.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get Lubuntu, a crappy linux system

insert Tux

[Mr Queeba]

A window spits right out and hits you in the face.
I insert a ticking time bomb.

[Lego lad]

the machine carefully diffuses it as sweat forms on its brow, the music gets intense and the audience is on the edge of its seats.

I insert a new forumer

[MTrRxx]

ALT!

I insert EVA-01.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get mechbot.

what do i insert?

[BlooKirby]

A jar of Cum. You get a piece of paper telling you what you fapped to.

I insert a Jar of Dirt

[Red Spy]

You get a bottle of Rum

I insert a paper airplane

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

the airplane flies freely in the sky.....

[nothing inserted]

[Twix]

nothing happens

i insert ERROR: object not found

[NotBomberguy]

you get object found

I insert a box of cox

[Willymcmilly]

you get great deals on in-home wifi

i insert a sheet of toilet paper

[Drydess]

it comes out looking like it was shat on

i climb into the machine

[TheKid]

you die

i insert a box of kraft dinner