This was sent to me as a private message, but I'm replying publicly because it is delicious drama and you deserve to be shamed.
several of your paying customers registered on the TBM forums and started posting a lot of spam.
this is a deliberate attack.
I do not normally even come here because I do not own a copy of Retail, but I doubt we do spam-attacks of such magnitude.
for more information, check the thread http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=63688.105 in your Drama section, I havent read all of it, but there may be boasting..
Tony (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=13456) is the main one, I had to ban him several times in a row for spam attempts couple nights ago. (He keeped making free AIM and Hotmail accounts because we require email verification)
I request you deal with your minions..
It is tragic that you think you deserve any kind of respect. Your forum is dedicated to attacking me. There are countless threads about pirating Blockland, flaming Blockland, discussion of how to rip off Blockland's features, how to annoy Blockland's users, how to be a general nuisance and
murdering me.
Now I take internet death threats with the huge pile of salt they deserve, but this is just not healthy:
I figured since they only seem to acknowledge conversations we have that regard them in a negative manner, we might forget with them a little. Plus we've already discussed some of this in the shoutbox and I frankly enjoyed those discussions. I'll start with two ideas I had.
1. BrickCon Assassination.
This is my personal favorite, because of how ingeniously complex it is. The idea itself is simple. Find out the next time Eric will be at a lego convention promoting his game, then wack him. I would apply for a booth at this convention ahead of time, to get a look at the place before we have to make our move. Any weapons and equipment can be safely stored in our booth and picked up by whoever wants to take the shot. Then we pick a spot, our shooter sneaks in after hours, retrieves his gear, and waits in that spot where he won't be found. We wait until there's a nice crowd in the area, the noise of which will help cover the shot, and the panic of which will cover the escape.
2. Greetings, from WTFBOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
This one's even simpler, but harder to pull off in my opinion. The idea is that we basically just mail him a bomb. However, there's still a lot that can go wrong, and ever more that we can't control. If the postal service checks the package, we're forgeted. If one of Eric's staff check's the package, we're forgeted. And if someone other than Eric opens the package first, it most likely won't affect him at all, and it'll all be for nothing. An alternative strategy would be to mail him a tracking device, then track the package and get Eric's exact address. A drive-by or an arson fire later, and he's history. It could still be stopped, but there's much less chance of jail time if it is.
11. A rumor is spread across the internet that Badspot's game contains a virus that takes over a person's computer and allows BS to perform zombie attacks on servers. BS' server is hacked, and his BL copies are replaced with the version containing the said zombie virus. Someone working IT at the pentagon plants evidence that irrefutably points out that BS' virus infected game fans machines are attacking their firewall and on more than only occasion have retrieved top secret government files. Accounts set up by dummy corporations in China wire thousands of dollars to various accounts in Eric Hartman's name over seas. Badspot is found guilty of treason and sentenced to hang until dead. As he comes to realize the irony of having false claims of a virus in his game being treated as real, his parents claim responsibility and are hung in his place. Eric continues his days homeless because no one will hire him or purchase something from him again. The only person that believes he is innocent and will hang out with him is OJ Simpson. A few months later OJ stabs Eric repeatedly in the face for making a homoloveual advance. OJ is acquitted of the crime by a jury consisting of long time TBM fans. When reached for comment, neither MCP nor Gobbles were aware anything was going on as they spend their time working to improve the quality of human life, and only watch the Daily Show for news.
This is clearly not just trolling. They are typing this for their own gratification. These people are mentally ill.
Four years ago, you guys got in a pissing match with me and drowned. You've been whining about it ever since. Let it go. If you want to play Blockland, spend the 20 bucks and be done with it. To spend this much effort saving so little money is a pathetic endeavor. It has devalued your own lives to the point of complete insignificance.
