Author Topic: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.  (Read 114160 times)

OSHT. Someone asked that exact statement.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ya asshat, shutup
Stranger: okayy my little sugar booger :)
Stranger: i love youu
You: flodin' my fault like that
Stranger: oh im sorry.
You: you better be sorry
Stranger: am i ruining your "swagga"?
You: yes
Stranger: yo homie dogg,gee fizzle
You: the forget you know my name
Stranger: of course.
You: hax
Stranger: its because youre the love of my life
You: stranger danger
Stranger: im no stranger to loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: i don't want to be rick-rolled
Stranger: haha i wont rick roll you.
Stranger: but i will roll with you....
Stranger: in bed.
You: ah, my forgetnig toe
Stranger: want me to kiss it betterr?

You: forget you ass pirate
Stranger: see to be an ass pirate....dont you need a "sword"
Stranger: i dont have one.
Stranger: XD
You: sure you don't
Stranger: if you want me to have one i suppose i can get that done.
Stranger: only because i love you
Stranger: :)
You: ?
Stranger: i dont know.
Stranger: honestly,im suprised i havent scared you away yet
Stranger: XD
You: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXY CLEAN
Stranger: :O YOU HAVE A loving RADD BEARD.
You: and some other words after that
Stranger: lmao...
Stranger: my little ponyyy my little ponyyy
You: forget your little pony
You: :3
Stranger: maybe.
Stranger: it IS pretty lovey
You: I need to take a piss
Stranger: have fun?
Stranger: XD
Stranger: if you dont mind me asking...asl??
You: forget you
Stranger: okay :)
You: kidney stones hurt
Stranger: im sure
You: holy stuff
You: I died a bit inside
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I win

I win
Congratulations. You were trolled by what seems to me is a girl.

Edit: I found this funny.
He uses poor English then leaves because of mine:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Oh hello.
Stranger: hi
You: How are ya?
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: an u?
You: Good.
Stranger: whay's you favorite drink?
You: Dunno. :o
Stranger: beer?
You: Not really.
Stranger: milk?
You: Maybe. :o
Stranger: i guess you are a girl
You: And how about you?
Stranger: male
You: Oh that's a shame. :(
Stranger: why
Stranger: are you a male?
Stranger: or you feel shame,because i am a male
You: Um, because I like girls. :o
Stranger: you english is poor ,so bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I think it's just because I don't like guys.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2009, 08:10:32 AM by Chrono »


-Awesome Snip-

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: do u masturbate?
You: A lot
You: Every day
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: Why does it matter?
You: Hello?
You: ...
You: :(
You: I'm a girl
You: Hello? I want to talk to you...
You: BL?
Stranger: oh sorry wha did u wanna talk bout?
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: australia
You: Really? I do to!
Stranger: ok where?
You: Sydney
You: Do you like to cyber?
Stranger: yeh
You: Want to cyber right now?
Stranger: yeah ok
You: What are you wearing?
Stranger: just jeans
Stranger: u?
You: Mini Skirt and Baggy shirt
You: Hey baby, I like you without a shirt on...
You: Why don't you come over here and see me without mine...
Stranger: ok babe
You: I slowly pull my shirt off, revealing my massive...
You: Bags of Cheeto's I had been saving under there...
You: I eat them all and get the orange stuff all over my mouth...
You: I work my way down your chest and unzip your pants...
You: Wait...
You: You have no snake!
You: I can't work with this!
You: Here, have a Cheeto snake
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

best chat ever ^.^

Stranger: M 42
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: Never gonna run around
You: AND RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
Stranger: and dessert you
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
You: NEVER GUNA SA GDBAI
Stranger: Never gonna sing this ever again
You: And this goes into the forums.

yay a normal chat

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey¨
You: yo
You: so, are we going to have a normal chat here?
Stranger: hm maybe, it depends on you :)
You: i only forget with people if they ask a/s/l
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=73272.0
Stranger: great me too :D
You: thats where i am right now
You: its fun to see otehr peoples chats
Stranger: haha im from a place like that too, called flashback.info, its a swedish site ;)
You: :3
Stranger: so, where you from ?
You: all i want to say in north east US
Stranger: okey, it would be okey with just US ;)
You: :p
Stranger: so, enjoyin the confederations cup ?
You: eh,
Stranger: soccer haha
You: oh, nah i don't watch soccer
Stranger: ah okey, but US is in the Semifinals, thats really unbelivible ;)
You: heh, i heard how US is in soccer tough, i would beleave you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what do you like then ? Xbox ? haha
You: well i do go outside and play with some of my friends, play some football or something, but on those lazy days when noone wants to go outside, i play computer or ps3, or just take a nap :\
Stranger: ah okay, what games do you play then ? ;)
You: Some MMOs, not rly FPS but half-life got me started on them, puzzle, RPG but they need to be good
You: no runescape bull
Stranger: ah okey, not my kind of games haha
You: what do you like?
You: on the subject of games :3
Stranger: FPS, sport hmm thats all haha
You: well i do play madden, and the old blitz game(more arena football, 2 min quarters)
Stranger: ah okey, but g2g mate
You: alright, thanks for the normal chat
Connection imploded.

hah hah?

This person was a complete idiot

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl plz?
You: Not telling/M/North America
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess he was male and wanted females to cyber with

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: kapow
You: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH MIGHTY PUTTY
Stranger: yay
You: MIGHTY PUTTY IS NOT A GLUE
Stranger: hi it's vince with slapchop
You: IT'S A loving STRONG EPOXY THAT FIXES ALL KIND OF stuff
Stranger: stop having boring tuna
Stranger: stop having a boring life.
You: forget YOU, BILLY MAYS IS AWESOME
You: RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWR
Stranger: :(
Stranger: REPTAR REPTAR
You: I'm gonna shoot your foot off and eat it
Stranger: AAAAAAAH OMMNIBUUS
You: OMNOMNOMMONNOM
Stranger: KERPLECHEWWWWWW
Stranger: PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: WEEEEEHHEWWWWWW
You: 0_o
Stranger: WAH WAH WAH WAH
Stranger: SOI SOI SOI
You: Ok, what the forget are you doing?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: it's what my ROFLcopter does
Stranger: SOI SOI SOI
You: Well, I hope your in your Roflcopter right now and your about to hit a mountain
Stranger: PULL UP
Stranger: OH GAW@!$DD
You: forget you, you blew up
You: Bitch
You have disconnected.

You: what's up?
Stranger: nothing
You: r u gay? :D
Stranger: yes
You: :D!!!!!

Stranger: hey
You: suip
Stranger: I`m Lady GaGa
You: FAIL
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hilo
Stranger: asl
You: NOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: us
You: u?
Stranger: india
You: wow
You: is it golden grass down there?
Stranger: no
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: theres green grass im sure
Stranger: sure
You: :P
Stranger: wot abt there?
You: its just...
You: im kinda african american (Note: This is true)
You: :P
Stranger: so
Stranger: i'm not a tribal
You: YOU DONT GET THE POINT!!!!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.
I already did that.